LGBT Fill in the blank: I like my men like I like my _________

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  1. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    wine: dark and full-bodied... with a fruity finish.
     
  2. XPX

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    brand new cars: untouched, smelling nice and ready for some FUN! :eek5:
     
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    suckmyexhaust New Member

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    coffee: dark, warm and rich.
     
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    espresso: strong and ready for an allll nighter
     
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    You described me... well except for the untouched part :rofl: I've only been with 2 guys and 1 girl though :hs:
     
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    the girl was an early lease return? :mamoru:
     
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    Well technically it was a 4 some with 3 lesbians but I only remember my weewee going into one vahjayjay... and yeah I hooked up with her another time or two. I will have to do it again at some point since I'm givin her the spermz for a baby or two or three or however many her and her g/f decide on :rofl: I was her cover and she was mine for a few years :mamoru:
     
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    Diesel: strong, rough, and musky :run:

    or Latte: strong, hot, full of cream :mamoru:

    *looks at compu_85 and winks*
     
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  10. compu_85

    compu_85 Woooo! 60HP!

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    wheels: smooth, not afraid to get dirty, but lookin damn sharp when clean.

    -J
     
  11. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    Like balloons: the more I blow, the bigger it gets.

    Like dogs: playful, obedient, loyal, and not afraid of trying to mount me.

    Like a good cognac: a small hint of sweetness, a hard edge, slow burn, and only getting better with time.

    Like a childhood best friend: you can't help BUT want to sexually please him.

    Like a concealed weapon: there to protect you always. And no one has to know.

    Like a real artist: brilliant, powerful, and ready to fuck with your emotions.

    Like a trust fund: willing to wait until you mature...to mature.

    Like a sound foundation: he will be the rock on which I build, that supports me always.

    Like a glove: he will fit on me, snug.
     
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    hrm.... like a honeysuckle:creamy, beautiful, fragrant, and when i put him in my mouth very sweet.
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    I prefer a fruity finish with a hint of creamy nut. :rofl::mamoru:
     
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    I like my men just like me.............

    dumb as a box of rocks and always horny


    :mamoru:
     
  15. tony

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    i like my men young and smooth and big cocks :drool: :drool:
     
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    :naughty: :naughty:
     
  17. compu_85

    compu_85 Woooo! 60HP!

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    Honey... golden, sweet, and sticky after use :naughty:
     
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    Ooh, now that sounds like fun! :naughtyd:
     
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    Nice.. very poetic :)
     
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    hookah:
    can put him in my mouth, blow for hours, get a buzz at the end and only pay 15 bucks. ;)
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    you got to pay for it? :ugh:
     
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    haha that's not the worst part of it, $15 means it was one cheap male hooker....only God knows where he puts it :ugh:
     
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    thanks, funny part is, that describes my boyfriend exactly:rofl:
     
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    I would never pay for it up front... only with a broken heart and debt on the credit card later on.

    Sorry, just thought it was funny when I was smokin hookah.
     

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