Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by Sam Gamgee, Jan 22, 2007.
wine: dark and full-bodied... with a fruity finish.
brand new cars: untouched, smelling nice and ready for some FUN!
coffee: dark, warm and rich.
espresso: strong and ready for an allll nighter
You described me... well except for the untouched part I've only been with 2 guys and 1 girl though
the girl was an early lease return?
Well technically it was a 4 some with 3 lesbians but I only remember my weewee going into one vahjayjay... and yeah I hooked up with her another time or two. I will have to do it again at some point since I'm givin her the spermz for a baby or two or three or however many her and her g/f decide on I was her cover and she was mine for a few years
Diesel: strong, rough, and musky
or Latte: strong, hot, full of cream
*looks at compu_85 and winks*
wheels: smooth, not afraid to get dirty, but lookin damn sharp when clean.
Like balloons: the more I blow, the bigger it gets.
Like dogs: playful, obedient, loyal, and not afraid of trying to mount me.
Like a good cognac: a small hint of sweetness, a hard edge, slow burn, and only getting better with time.
Like a childhood best friend: you can't help BUT want to sexually please him.
Like a concealed weapon: there to protect you always. And no one has to know.
Like a real artist: brilliant, powerful, and ready to fuck with your emotions.
Like a trust fund: willing to wait until you mature...to mature.
Like a sound foundation: he will be the rock on which I build, that supports me always.
Like a glove: he will fit on me, snug.
hrm.... like a honeysuckle:creamy, beautiful, fragrant, and when i put him in my mouth very sweet.
I prefer a fruity finish with a hint of creamy nut.
I like my men just like me.............
dumb as a box of rocks and always horny
i like my men young and smooth and big cocks
Honey... golden, sweet, and sticky after use
Ooh, now that sounds like fun!
Nice.. very poetic
can put him in my mouth, blow for hours, get a buzz at the end and only pay 15 bucks.
you got to pay for it?
haha that's not the worst part of it, $15 means it was one cheap male hooker....only God knows where he puts it
thanks, funny part is, that describes my boyfriend exactly
I would never pay for it up front... only with a broken heart and debt on the credit card later on.
Sorry, just thought it was funny when I was smokin hookah.