Females (dumb ones) are so funny.

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  1. Reign

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    So the girl I was seeing a few weeks ago I just stopped talking to. To quote Genesis 'It's always the same, it's just ashame, that's all'. She starts trying to talk to me again and I ignore her.

    Well last night I'm on a date and we decide to roll over to my favorite hang out where my friend works because I'm about to go out of town for a month and I wanted to see her. Well the girl I've been ignoring is there and she sees me walk in with my date. The expression change on her face was priceless. I said 'hi' to all my buds in the group she was with and then just walked right past her. We went and sat in the other room to avoid her and I swear, she must have come through that room like 20 times 'looking' for someone to try and make me jealous. At one point when my friend Colin came and talked/introduced himself to my date she came over to him and pretty much yelled Hi at me to which I didn't respond :mamoru:

    Greatest part was when we all rolled to the after party and jealous bitch was there. THe girl I was with was invited but decided to go home. She then called me and came. Holy crap... I've never seen a girl try so hard with like EVERY dude at a party to make me jealous. The great part was when my date started to get in on the other side and started hanging all over me and sloppy kissing me right in front of her. I <3 asshole girls.

    Ahhhhh drama queens. Piss off and die.
     
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  4. iwishyouwerebeer

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    Wait, is this the one that you didn't like more than the 18 year old at first but then started to like her more eventually?

    And :rofl:, nothing greater than a jealous ex of some kind.
     
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    I came twice. no lie.
     
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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    my ex used to "hang out" with her ex before we were dating....she would dress like a super slut to "make him jealous"

    guess what, after i broke it off with her...she begged to hang out with me.

    edit: i came thrice.
     
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    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Why exactly did you specify "dumb ones" in the title? They're ALL funny in one way or another.
     
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    Yeah, it's the one I don't like as much as the 18 year old and then started to like and then all of HER friends started telling me about the stupid shit she would do and she was playing a f'n game with me to test me (I kinda figured but I just do my thing so I didn't catch it at first). Fun stuff.


    And I just came 4 and 5.
     
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    you played the game except after negging your supposed to come back to her.
     
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    freckleface expose the raw nerve and get on with our lives...

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    My ex-wife used to look almost exactly like the stalker girl in that movie.
     
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    There is a chick i ran in too at the BX theo ther day.. she does not want to go back to school because her husband thinks she should....

    She WANTs to go back but will not now because the husband ask her to go.. WTF lol gheeze..
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    I would have came but i got whiskey dick...
     
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    Wirelessly posted via wap.offtopic.com (BlackBerry9630/4.7.1.40 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

    Anyone in here a PUA? I am slowly refining my game.
     
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    :bowrofl: @ Genesis quote...
     
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    I was asking because I am slowly following it. I am curious to know if anyone on here sarges? Heh this thread reminds me so much of the game its getting predictable for me
     
  25. Samtastic

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    hahaha being an ass is quite fun especially when the other is soo pathetic. that was fun. * and i came what like 6 or 7?
     

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