MMA Fedor vs Coture actually going to happen?

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  1. Exiled

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    Randy Couture vs. Fedor Emelianenko?
    Written by Lirpa Santina Sloof

    LAS VEGAS, NEVADA (April 1, 2008) - In a wild turn of events that no one could have predicted, Randy Couture has signed a 1-fight contract with to return to the UFC. The one fight contract has effectively nullified their bitter ongoing legal dispute. The ongoing legal battle that was raging between the UFC and Randy Couture (Extreme Couture) has been resolved and the two fights remaining on the previous contract have been waived. It is believed that Couture has received a healthy raise from the previous two fights remaining on the contract, and the $500,000 dollar signing bonus he received will not be returned.









    The return of Randy Couture raises questions about the availability of Fedor Emelianenko. Representatives hinted that Emelianenko’s short free agency period could be over, and a bout between the two fighters has been agreed to in principal, albeit verbally. It appears that the mega-fight between Randy Couture and Emelianenko is more possible than ever and the UFC’s heavyweight division has more than made up for the loss of Tim Sylvia with the signing of Emelianenko. The length of the Emelianenko deal is unknown at this time. Surprisingly it is rumoured that as part of the deal Couture demanded that he get more money than Fedor and will receive one dollar more for the fight than Emelianenko! We will have more on this story as it develops.
     
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    april fools i bet. damn it.
     
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    That's a mean April Fools joke... sons of bitches :squint:
     
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    :rofl: Lirfa Sloof

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    mother fuckers
     
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    lirpa sloof

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    i woke up today to my friend ( a girl ) calling me saying the UN tower in toronto got bombed. I totally fell for it.
     
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    In for Fedor vs Couture on HDNet @ AAC here in Dallas. :x:
     
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    I cover up most of the time when I think other cars can see me. Well, one sunny day I was lost in thought, furiously stroking my dick while driving down the highway, when a truck pulled up along side me on my left. We were going about the same speed for awhile before I noticed it. I looked up shocked to see a girl that was maybe 12 or 13 looking at me with her mouth wide open. I panicked and put my finger up to my lips as if to say, "Be quiet. Don't tell anyone." She nodded in agreement. I slowly started to jerk off again with her watching while trying to stay at the same speed as whoever was driving the truck. After a few minutes I came all over myself and my steering wheel before waiving goodbye and taking an exit off the highway. Fucking best orgasm ever.
     
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    :rofl: your in the wrong forum you tard, take this to the closet homo :rofl:
     

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