FRK Feces and masturbation... unhealthy?

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  1. ryazbeck

    ryazbeck New Member

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    Sometimes I like to masturbate with my poop as lube and rub it on my body. I love the smell of it. I put it around my nose to smell it alot. I havent eaten it though.

    Could touching it to my body like that be unhealthy? What about eating it?
     
  2. Dirk Diggler

    Dirk Diggler Guest

    Now thats freaky
     
  3. danwilson32765

    danwilson32765 New Member

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    3 posts? And I thought I was a newb...
     
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    hmm now that's interesting...

    wonder if it's true
     
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    Dogz interior crocodile moderator

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    Sprkoolguy Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. Over.

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    Well... fecal matter is pretty much the definition of unsanitary.... I know that if you were to get it in your eyes for instance you could contract pink eye. I would think that if you did this you would need to wash yourself VERY well afterwards.....
     
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    that can not be true, if so...i guess you're extremely freaky
     
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    Dont want it to sound like we dont belive you but for someone with 4 posts its a freaky thing to say straight away.

    If its what u like whos to say otherwise just make sure your clean about it (as much as you can) to aviod any nasty infections.
     
  9. BedBunny

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    eat it and report back to us ;)
     
  10. TigreTek

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    suspending my disbelief for the moment...

    you could face an infection if the "poop" made it into your urethra. Again, similar complications can arise if it makes it far enough into the nose, mouth, eyes, open wounds... As far as having it on your skin, nothing necessarily bad will happen provided that you wash with something, anything, that's antibacterial afterwards. The biggest danger here is infection from the shit making it back in, so to speak.

    Just an FYI: the majority of foodborne illnesses contracted from dining out are a result of fecal contamination of some sort, generally attributed to poor handwashing skills/policy enforcement.
     
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    I can't believe another person with 4 posts came in here in an underhanded attempt to troll.
     
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    What if you were taking a poop and you wiped your butt and your finger ripped through the toilet paper and you got some poop on your finger unknowingly. What if you had a booger and you picked your nose and got poop in it? Do you think that could cause you to get sick or some type of horriable disease?
     
  13. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    www.webmd.com :rolleyes:

    If you have a serious question to ask, ask it. We'd love to hear your input. :) Otherwise please take a seat and let the rest of the big kids talk.
     
  14. Esp69st

    Esp69st Who's talking about OIL... bitch you cooking

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    you should try brushing your teeth with it see how that works out for you... let us know.
     
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    Jesus, somebody close this lame ass thread :rolleyes:
     
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    Natas O&A Party Rock

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    I was waiting to see if it got serious, but it didn't :hs:
     
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