fawking protein shake :mad:

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  1. disblohs

    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    i got out of the shower early today just so i would have enough time to make myself a protein shake before i went to work. so i get out my skim milk and my protein powder and i start preparing that shit. the best way to mix it with this brand is to pour 1/3 glass of skim milk and half a scoop of powder first and mix until it's not clumpy. after that you add the remaining powder in and while you're still blending it (using a handheld blender deal), add the remaining 2/3 of the milk to the glass.

    well, the problems started when i decided to use a different glass than i normally use. this new glass is a little narrower at the bottom and as some of the powder started collecting at the bottom, i had to jam the blender down to mix the shit up from the bottom. all was fine so i started adding more milk. keep in mind i have one hand holding the gallon of milk and the other hand holding onto the blender; nothing is holding the glass in place. somehow the fucking blender attachment got jammed and started spinning the glass around like a record [​IMG]. i tried to stop that shit, but i could only gape in awe as an entire glass of milk and protein powder is spraying all over the counter, my shirt, pants, and the ground at 6:40 in the morning. :coolugh: so i'm pretty much pissed at this point because i have to be to work at 7 and it takes 20 minutes to get to my job. i start rushing around and i run upstairs and change my shirt and come back down to start making my lunch. after i finish making my lunch, i notice that some of the protein powder is still on the bottom of my pant leg. still bent over, i reach up to the sink to turn the faucet on. as my hand comes over the lip of the sink, i knock the fucking glass over that had the protein shake in it. :Owned:of course the glass breaks and of course i have to spend even more time to clean that shit up making me even more late. :uh:

    and then, on the way to work i got stopped by 10 lights. :crying:

    the good thing is that i had a sense of humor about the whole thing. i didn't get nearly as pissed as i thought i would.

    cliffs: spinning protein shake coats broly in powdery magma and forces him to be late to work. i also require a helmet these days.
     
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    spark plugs. beautiful. OT Supporter

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    ummm...just mix it with a spoon next time.
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    doesn't work for shit. wayyyy too clumpy that way
     
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    he doesnt like it when the movie doon is in his chocolaty drink:nono:
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    :coold: powdery magma, teta
     
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    KingLouis Al Capone with a badge

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    Glad you could see the humour in it all :cool: because it's pretty damn funny - like the kinda shit you see on comedy tv :rofl:
     
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    Get the protein shaker from bulk nutrition, thats what I have and it works good.
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    i just wish i could have seen it from the 3rd person point of view. i'm sure i looked like a complete asshat the entire time. :mamoru:
     
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    try using a fork
     
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    One morning i was making my shake in the shaker cup and the top came off for some reason, sending strawberry ON all over me.

    Of course that was the morning i wore my white polo shirt :wtc:
     
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    velamint Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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    ouch...I always use a shaker cup to make my shakes with a hand blender, they work really well
     
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    :bowrofl: That was better than some of the animal pack stories. I've got a real blender that sits on a base and has a lid for the glass mixer part, no mess and about a minute to clean.
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    holy shit dane cook
     
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    velamint Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

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    hand blender>regular blender
     
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    Chris3G Bullshark Testosterone

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    in what way?
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    lol..that's where i got the magma comment as well;)
     
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