Favorite motivational quotes/stories?

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  1. Slick

    Slick New Member

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    Post up your favorite motivation quotes/stories so we can see em!

    Waiting for 200 lbs is always 200 lbs. :)
     
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    I was at the shops today just doing some grocery shopping, fruit, vegetable... just the basic shit. This little bastard kid came out of nowhere and just bit me on the fucking leg :ugh:

    He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, the little bastards mum appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissed off at us for yelling at her kid.

    Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Excuse me lady, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”

    And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.

    I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

    Am I going to hell OT? :wtc:

    Cliffs: Kid bites me, I say I have turboaids, mum freaks out.
     
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    :rofl::bowdown::bowdown:
     
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  5. Slick

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    well here is a motivational quote.


    "when you're not training, someone else is!"
     
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    The best time to plant an oak tree was 20 years ago, the next best time is today.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    "Nothing in life worth having ever comes easy"

    "When you're not training, someone else is"

    I've gotten better stuff written down somewhere, but don't want to find it now. But those are 2 quotes I live by for the most part. (aside from religious quotes of course).
     
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    see user text
     
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    [SIZE=-1]Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.[/SIZE]
     
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    my personal fav

    "I used the search button and all I found were a bunch of useful threads"
     
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    like that one.
     
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    i like it too.
     
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    Rumbaar Inherent Omniscience OT Supporter

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    While he's doing 2300lg leg presses, or 200lb (each) dumbbell presses :big grin:
     
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    Nothin but a peanut, LIGHT WAIT BUDDY, YEAHHH BUDDDYYAYY
     
  15. Frank Dux

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    That never motivated me in the gym, just made me laugh.
     
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    If you need motivational quotes to get you to go to the gym, you should really dig deep and figure out why you're doing this in the first place.

    Shut the fuck up and go. That's what I say to myself.
     
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    "The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."
    -Henry Rollins
     
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    Smoke weed every day.
     
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    My children watched from my daughters cupboard, a man sat in front of the doors so they could not escape. The cupboard had open slats making their viewing possible. All Peter and Sandy could do was watch has my wife was raped over my daughters bed. My wife was said to have been laughing whilst this was happening, she would not let her son and daughter know their pleasure caused her discomfort. My son was eight years old, he knew what was happening, he knew that his six year old sister would be next, he got to Sandy before the men had a chance. They found Sandy with a plastic bag wrapped around her head. Peter was shot by the men shortly after they had finished with my wife. She had been strangled.


    I was in a cafe in Turkey at the time.
    I was drinking a hot mocha.
     
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    "The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that."

    "The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it, as long as you really believe 100%."
     
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