Fat personal trainers crack me up

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  1. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    There's a handfull of em at the gym I go to. I'm thinking "why would you take advice on losing bf from someone who has like 20%"??


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  2. cpz

    cpz I'm OG on and off OT

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    the best is when they are in worse shape then the person they're training
     
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    it's the same thing as going to see a doctor...if a doctor tells you you need to quit smoking or lose 'X' amount of wieght when he smokes and he's overweight.

    it doesn't really take a genius to be a personal trainer
     
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    There's a difference in knowing what to do and having the discipline to do it.
     
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    there is a blind guy at my gym that used to be trained by one of the really good PT's there. And he got really big during the course of the year. But now the bodybuilder PT left and the blind guy is stuck with the scrawny PT that has him doing stiups in between EVERY single set he does.
     
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    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    I could coach someone on how to lose weight and I'm a fatass. It's not hard. Just park the bitch on a treadmill, have them lift weights, manage their diet, etc etc.
     
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    Core training faggots.
     
  8. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    Gold's gym in Arizona has some of that also, and I wonder what the criteria is to become a PT :hsugh:
     
  9. AznRyda

    AznRyda キモかわいい!

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    which golds? I went to the one in scottsdale
     
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    I know a guy who became a Personal Trainer just by taking 9 classes (every saturday) so it can't be that much criteria; there are even classes online.

    funny how Personal Trainers call themselves PT's when that label is for Physical Therapists:rolleyes:
     
  11. Marijuanair

    Marijuanair Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered! OT Supporter

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    :eek3: As do I.

    The one on Raintree? I used to go to the one in Gilbertt but I live in Fountain Hills and I think the Scottsdale one is a little closer (and it's a nicer gym, with WAY hotter girls :mamoru:)
     
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    yeah. Its about 15 minutes from my house. I might get a membership there again once I come back from college.
     
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    I personal train (i know, my summer job crapped out so Im trying this) at calfornia family fit, it's a local northern cali gym. All of the male group fitness instructors are fat pieces of shit. The guy who teaches the "cardio kick" class is like 260lbs with a huge gut.

    The hoebag that teaches the spin class is fucking HOT though. Huge fake titties (usually not a fan), great glutes from all that spinning, and a fat diamond rock from her rich husband parked right on her finger. After the class she comes down to get towels and you can always see her tight taco peaking through her spandex, it's marvelous. :noes:
     
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    the university gym has PT's that are scrawny, fat, and in shape. yet, they all seem to not know what they are doing :mamoru::greddy:
     
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    :werd: One of my old co-workers who is a PT is scrawny as fuck, he says he works out when he has time. But when i talk to him about training im fuckin shocked on how much stuff he knows off the top of his head when it comes to weight lifting and diet, his motto is that people pay for his knowledge, not his looks.
     
  16. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    The irony is the crecedence lent.

    Would you take investment advice from a homeless person?
     
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    Thats not farfetched :ugh2:
     
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    Well think about it, once you get to any professional athlete stage, this is almost always the case
     
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    edd91 rebmeM weN

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    If it was about which cardboard box company to invest in, then just maybe I will
     
  20. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    I'm not saying they're not smart, but I am saying they don't have the drive and willpower to follow their own advice. Therefore I'm much less apt to follow their instruction. I'll read whatever they write and take it into consideration but fuck, you defend them like they know what they're talking about. I've heard these fat bastards say things like "ohh, those weights will just make you bulky" :wtf:

    You'd laugh at a bum on wallstreet giving stock advice too, quit defending these retards.
     
  21. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    Which is why I look better than him. :duh:

    ;)
     
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  23. LancerV

    LancerV Something Happened OT Supporter

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    Better than the girl trainers that are 105lbs trying to tell you to do a 100reps
     
  24. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    Ohh, I know that. People think I'm a Meathead and not the CEO of a company. But I still like to point out irony :cool:
     
  25. Mugwump

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    My favorite are the girls fresh out of college in Sports Medicine who couldn't shrug off the freshman 15 (or 30).

    Or the fat aerobics instructors (isn't that like a walking contradiction?)
     
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