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  1. Guilty

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    It seems like the last couple weeks I have been having horrible farts...and they last all day. Anything I can do to stop/prevent this? I took some Gas-X but it didn't do anything.

    Friend: "Was that you?"
    Me: "Yup."
    Friend: "Man, I kept smelling that and thought I stepped in some dog shit." :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: Protein shake farts?
     
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    GTLifter Banned

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    up your fiber intake
     
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    did you just start taking protein shakes? or change your brand?
     
  5. Guilty

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    I've been taking them for 2-3 weeks --- only been using ON whey and I don't have that many shakes --- only 2 or 3, sometimes 4 if I'm short on protein.
     
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    i get occassional protein farts maybe once a month, just cant stop farting, i feel like i have to take a shit but when i squeeze out on the toilet all that comes out is a long stinky fart
     
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    so you've pretty much been having protein shake farts since you've started taking protein shakes

    it'll probably pass after a while
     
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    I would say so...they just haven't been as bad as they have been the last week or so. I sure hope they do! :rofl:
     
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    rotten eggs?
     
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    I really only get them if I'm doing something active after I eat and don't let it digest. When I do that though it's terrible.
     
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    Sort of, its certainly an unpleasant smell! Like the guy above, sometimes it feels like I gotta shit and its just a ton of air. :rofl:
     
  12. Huge Evil Robot

    Huge Evil Robot Must not sleep, must warn others

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    I had the same problem for a while. It's not as bad now 2 months later, but I can still clear out a room on a bad day :( Worst feeling ever when getting head too, you know if you let it go, shes probably never going to go down on you again :wtc:
     
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    This isnt a real problem until it happens on a date. Trust me.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Still embarassing at work and school...sooner or later they're gonna find out who it is! :noes:
     
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    I take 2-3 shakes a day, and my veggie diet seems to add to the problem. My workaround to this problem at work is to do fly-bys and crop dusting...when you gotta fart, walk away from your desk, go to an otherwise unoccupied area, start the fart, then start walking. Give yourself ample time to walk back to the desk, as you don't want the "cloud" to be traced to your desk

    :bigthumb: :fart:
     
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    i fucking fart throughout the night in my sleep and when i wake up and smell the disease that is my room i'm ready to throw up, at least it wakes me up and prepares me for the day ahead :bighumb:
     
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    IsayHELLA CBS cares

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    you should see some of the monsters i produce
     
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    Everyone at work bitches at me all day long bc of my farts. Some days are worse then others. I'm talking every 15 mins i'll let out a hearty SBD. It amazes even me how much gas i produce sometimes.

    After having 7 people in my area bitch at me every 15 mins i brought a desk fan yesterday , so now 90% of the shitcloud gets blown over to the SVP's office.
     
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    :bigthumb:

    I sometimes get the fan going if I'm too lazy to go for a walk
     
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    Protein farts are God's way to show you you're eating right.
     
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    Farts are hallarious until your infront of girls you dont know. Then you got pull the ninja fart and walk away then blame it on one of your friends.
     
  22. PlatinumX

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    speaking of that, I just let one go right now. Dear lord :barf:

    when you think your own farts are bad, they've gotta be 10 times worse for the people around you :fart:
     
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    i had some rank protein farts at a party last week, somehow i managed to convince all the drunk kids around me lookin like they wanted to hurl that it was some girl. poor girl...
     
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    I fart at the gym a lot when i'm straining :o.
     
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    You're one of those huh :squint:
     
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