GUN FAO: spankaveli how you doin after gustav?

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  1. minus

    minus Damn you, Damn the Broccoli, and Damn the Wright B

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  2. hsmith

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    Dead.
     
  3. spankaveli

    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    Fine, no structural damage to my in-laws or my moms house. just some trees down but nothing major, i'm at work now, i work for the local phone company so it's pretty much anyone who can make ith ere is taking calls and telling people to stfu til we can fix things. :o
     
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    [DWI] Master of Nothing

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    "Sir you are currently using a phone, therefore you are not our top priority, sit tight and we will deal with you when the time is appropriate."
     
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    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    basically
     
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    Soybomb New Member

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    Man where are the neighborhood checkpoints with roadblocks and guys patroling with radios and rifles? :rofl:
     
  8. spankaveli

    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    Nothing like that around here. :o

    I do have an 870 w/ slugs and an AK in my truck but I'm sure I won't need 'em.
     
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    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    i rescued a pack of 3 small dogs today, one had a collar, i called the company i work for and got an address for the ph# that was on the tag, got them to give me directions and went to the ladys house

    *walk up*
    dumb cunt - "who are you?"
    me - "are you kimberly?"
    dumb cunt - "what do you want?
    me - "I have your dogs in my truck, i found them on the highway"
    dumb cunt - "which one?"
    me - "i dont know? dogs?"
    dumb cunt - "what kind of dogs are they?"
    me - "dauchshunds"
    dumb cunt - "what are their names"
    me - "they didn't tell me their names, if you want your dogs they're in my truck." and i start walking away then her husband comes up and gets them, he asks more retarded fucking questions and finally gets them out of my truck

    ungrateful fucks. i should have just kept them.
     
  10. Paul Revere

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    should have said you work for the ATF, then shot the dogs, then drove off laughing while burning out on their front lawn.
     
  11. sp00n155

    sp00n155 You underestimate the insignificance of my penis OT Supporter

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    someone modify that damn HAW HAW IM USING INTERNETS picture stat
     
  12. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    :rofl::rofl::bowrofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    This would have been win. Especially in the black Nomex hood.
     
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    That's what you get for being a good person, you asshole :rofl:


    They were probably hoping to 'lose them in the storm.'
     
  16. spankaveli

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    win.
     
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    :rofl: new av
     
  19. kill_turu_kill

    kill_turu_kill Turu the Terrible OT Supporter

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    I evacuated w/my family (two cars), my car's A/C compressor belt decided to leave it's normal place of residence right as I was pulling onto the interstate (luckily my wife and children were in a second car). Took me 10.5 hours to get to Florida (normally about 4 hours for where I'm at) in 95 degree heat and over 90% humidity in stop and go traffic.

    I emptied my gunsafe and brought with me the following (including mags):

    HK 93
    Benelli M3
    Norinco Underfolder
    Remington 1100
    Ruger 10/22
    HK p7m8
    Colt 1911 Compact
    SW 442
    Browning Buckmark
    American Arms 22mag mini-revolver

    I also stopped by my father's and picked up his firearms:
    Remington 700 (270)
    Beretta 20 ga SxS
    Beretta 12 ga O/U

    When I arrived and started unloading my trunk, my father asked me if I was planning on invading the Dominican Republic.
     
  20. spankaveli

    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    :rofl: nice

    where you from?
     
  21. kill_turu_kill

    kill_turu_kill Turu the Terrible OT Supporter

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    Gretna, on the Westbank.
     
  22. kill_turu_kill

    kill_turu_kill Turu the Terrible OT Supporter

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    One of my children is a student at ULL in Lafayette, and the Dean of her college is saying they are expected to return on Thursday for class. Idiot. So..looks like I'll have drive in from Florida, drop her off, turn around and drive back.
     
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    spankaveli OT Supporter

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    What a dumb fuck.
     
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