FRK Fake Pussy

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by M359, May 22, 2005.

  1. M359

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    What you will need:
    4-5 balloons
    1 Pillow
    1 Belt

    Step 1: Fill the balloons with warm water.
    Fill each balloon with warm, not hot, water. Tie the ends so that the water will not squeeze out.

    Step 2: Roll a pillow put a plastic bag inside

    Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in between the balloons in the pillow. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.

    Step 3: Warm, tight, and slippery fake pussy

    Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of.
     
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  3. Fase

    Fase Your Face, In A Pickle Jar.

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    Or buy one
     
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  4. NJGuy

    NJGuy "Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmef uckmefuckmefuckmefuckm OT Supporter

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    orie social assassin

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    or you can go get a real pussy using the same effort
     
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    gamer0808 New Member

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    weak
    someone put way to much thought into this
    I have already put to much time into reading it
     
  7. modena

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    maybe you should test it out and take pics and we will see how that turns out
     
  8. tyybo

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    :werd:
     
  9. weapon x 9 0

    weapon x 9 0 New Member

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    takes to much effort; i rather just get some lube 'n let my hand do the work instead of my brain
     
  10. Kinks

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    404 freaky not found
     
  11. LBFilmGuy

    LBFilmGuy LOL why u mad tho?

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  12. M359

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    Will someone try it already?!?!?!?! :ugh:
     
  13. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    :eek3: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  14. Kinks

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    :rofl: it's funny cos it's true :)

    (almost)
     
  15. gosideways

    gosideways sr20omg

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    i wanna see a pic of what this "fake pussy" looks like once assembled!!!
     
  16. Mikey

    Mikey This one, this form I hold now, so Wide eyed and h

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    damn...i would need a nap after just gathering all the supplies and assembling. way to much effort to fuck a couple of wet balloons.
     
  17. M359

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    Im too lazy to do it, but i know some of you have so make with the pics pleeeezzz
     

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