facial muscle exercises v.winking

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  1. macbook bro

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    I can't close my right eye without also closing the left one. You guys got any fitness wizardry that can help me learn how to wink with my right eye? I can only do the left one and its always bothered me. I just can't figure out how to do it :o
     
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    magic forum is that way ----->
     
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    just keep trying lol
     
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    Tape one eye open.
     
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    eye curls, eyebrow squats, eyelid rows
     
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    I lol'd
     
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    Your right one is too weak. Inject testosterone directly into the iris.
     
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    Stop clogging up F&N with useless threads/posts. If you must have an answer, I agree with the sticking needle in eye method. /thread
     
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    sleep under a tractor wheel
     
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    man i just went looking for a magic forum too :wtc:
     
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    youtube search for "jack lalanne face exercises" there's some vids on there of that... tried it once for the fuck of it. It was totally retarded.
     
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    have a big cocked dude cum in your eye
     
  15. macbook bro

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    just for everyone's information, yes, i am trying to learn how to wink better so i can pick up other fairies :hsugh:
     
  16. macbook bro

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    If i can find my videocamera i will post a vid of me attempting this :rofl:
     
  17. Hood Moses

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    Anything past parallel on squats will hurt your eyebrows
     
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    I usually like to go right down to the lower eyelid. No ill effects so far.
     
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    wtf @ the threads people have been making lately
     
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