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  1. bijangxe

    bijangxe New Member

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    OK, so I meet this chick - she's 23. Basically...we were talking online - and she brought up the subject of sex. She said "You wouldnt be able to handle me..." ,"Ive got experience...", and then asks do I take appointments. I said no, walk ins are welcome. Ive gone on 3 'dates' with her to get to know her a lil better. Im 19 - and know she's not looking for a relationship...she's got one 5yr old boy - has her own apt. and house....

    I cooked her dinner this past Saturday, and I ride over to her place, to find out her dad's sister just came into the US from Holland, so she has to go see her - No prob. We go over there for about 2 hrs...then we're on our way back to her apt. When we get there - she's like ":ugh: I goooootta go to bed, gotta wake up early"

    I was like :wtf: -- why would you plan for me to make you dinner and then go to sleep at 10:30???

    Is she toying with me?

    I dunno...so I sent her an email saying:
    "Look, I know what we're both looking for, and not looking for...when are we gona have our fun"

    She replied: "And what might that be...."

    :squint: :squint:
     
  2. Abomb

    Abomb New Member

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    playin games. say bye bye to this biatch.
     
  3. tenxia

    tenxia OT Supporter

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    Launch.
     
  4. thepornokid

    thepornokid New Member

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    say bye
     
  5. Mugwump

    Mugwump Guest

    Playing games. Don't send her a sappy email; just ignore her.
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    WARNING - WARNING - WARNING!!!!
    YOU ARE IN IMMEDIATE NEED OF THE SYSTEM!!!!

    http://www.askmen.com/dating/the_system/index.html

    You're outmatched and behind the curve on this one. She is already placing you firmly on the wrong end of the relationship.

    You have three choices. You can either allow her to continue to fuck up any hope of this story getting better; or you can just give up and dump her and continue on in your quest for educated pussy; OR you can start using the system.

    Cliffs on the system: women desire a real man. Any man can meet that need. But just as the male black widow has to learn how to dance without dying, you need to learn your sexual role or you will get eaten alive by every pussy you get close to.
     
  7. Bella

    Bella New Member

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    Where do you want me baby?!
    yeah Get out
     
  8. timberwolf

    timberwolf New Member

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    :rofl:

    So funny... but so acccurate.
     
  9. Dr3w321

    Dr3w321 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely

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    The concensus appears to be forget the bitch.
     
  10. kronik85

    kronik85 New Member

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    she's a potential fuck buddy, you dont HAVE to go out of your way for her. continue your sexual conquest with her on the side. eventualy she'll get horny enough and fuck your brains out. until then, fuck some other girl's brains out. dont get rid of her, but dont chase/obsess. back burner her
     
  11. JumboJym69

    JumboJym69 New Member

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    Yeah man you put her in control, so now you have to get the power back. Just back off and don't act like you are so fucking interested or like you want her so bad. Don't sweat the pussy, make the pussy sweat you. The first couple of times actually pass on having sex with her, don't make her feel hurt but find a way out of it the first time or two and then she will be wanting to fuck you twice as bad.
     
  12. Coco Monkey

    Coco Monkey OT Supporter

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    dump and run! bail out!
     
  13. _Kanwisher!

    _Kanwisher! Guest

    !!!! WTF does that mean?!?/1
     
  14. _Kanwisher!

    _Kanwisher! Guest

    I'm asking because my girlfriend does complain of a headache, that makes me worry :noes:
     

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