FRK F*uck Me Pumps

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  1. shantz

    shantz New Member

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    Hey, I've long been a lurker in FS, but am starting to come out of my shell

    Thanks to a lot of helpful threads, my SO and I have really reved up our sex life. :bowdown: Introduction of toys and outfits was slow, but has definately sped up and is now cruizing the sex freeway.

    My question is how to get her to add a pair of super hot "Fuck me Pumps" to her already awesome bedroom wardrobe? I've tossed the idea here and there, but she doesn't seem too down with it... shoes like that are "uncomfortable".

    Thanks in advance for the helpful advice :x:
     
  2. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    Who cares if they hurt? She's just going to be lying down anyway. :naughty:
     
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    NVMY03GT New Member

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    Do you mean High Heels?
     
  4. DarkDame

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    <----Another lurker who just has to comment on this one.

    There is a far cry between high heels and fuck me pumps. High heels can be worn to the office, out to dinner, at weddings, etc.

    Fuck me pumps are really only appropriate in the bedroom, strip clubs, fetish events and swinger's bars.

    Anybody else agree?
     
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    NVMY03GT New Member

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    yes but see the post above he is referring to a "PAIR" of pumps, this to me says High Heels?
     
  6. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    umm maybe i'm a weirdo slut, but I've worn my 'fuck me pumps' (5 inch stillettos, I have 3 pairs) to do groceries and to visit my grandma....
     
  7. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    :bowrofl: weirdo slut
     
  8. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :naughty: I want to wear my pumps somewhere formal....
     
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    do you know what pumps are? i'm confused at your confusion...
     
  10. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :werd:

    Pumps are just a style and shape of shoe, guys.
     
  11. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    I believe he's trying to make a distinction between 'normal' appropriate, less than 3.5 inches tall high heel shoes as opposed to more 'risque' shoes...
     
  12. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    ie:

    not appropriate for a county job like mine:[​IMG]

    thus they are 'fuck me pumps'
     
  13. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    any way, to address the situation for the originall poster:

    Go buy her shoes you'd like to see her in. Then make an entire evening devoted to passionate loving. Bathe her, massage her body (focus on her feet and legs). Blindfold her and tie her hands to the bed (if you guys are into that). Kiss her feet and carress her then bust out with the shoes. At this point if she's not melting at your touch you shouldn't put the shoes on her.

    Slip them on her feet while she's laying in bed, tell her how sexy she looks, how you want to take her and fuck her. Then, once you'de dressed her to you liking, take her to a mirror (if she can walk cool, if not, have her crawl) and take her blindfold off. Show her how gorgeous her ass looks when she's in those heels, how great her legs look, how her posture becomes even more delicate and womanly. Then, turn her around, grab her by her hair and proceed with the loving/fucking/bending-over-and-ass-raping/etc.
     
  14. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    i take it you want that this weekend, sans massage/foot worship?
     
  15. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    i wouldn't mind the massage... we can make it part of the saturday night routine.
     
  16. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    maybe.
     
  17. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :naughty: :noes:

    Sir, Can we PLEASE fuck this weekend?? PLEASE??
     
  18. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    i'll think about it
     
  19. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :noes: :noes: we're going to need to lay down towels...
     
  20. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    keep assuming and it's not going to happen
     
  21. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    All right guys. PM!
     
  22. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    :mamoru: sorry
     
  23. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    is our banter not teh freakyshiat?
     
  24. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    It is freaky, yes. But it's a conversation between two people that should be taken to either PMs or IMs.
     
  25. xela

    xela So say we all!

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    :love:
     

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