MIL EYOB :hsugh:

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  1. Accord

    Accord New Member

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    :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh:
     
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    I did it once in boot camp.

    After being a squad leader for a month, I finally got fired, and then came field week. We did the nightfire training event (or evolution, as they say). Half of the company shot while half of the company was in the pits pulling targets. After we shot, we went down to the pits and I went straight to the urinal to take a shit. After taking a shit, I realized tha the DI's had no idea who was down there and who wasn't. I rubbed one out in that urinal :)

    The part of the story about me being a squad leader was a complete lie because im still kind of drunk. I never volunteered for shit. I don't like firewatch.
     
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    i never beat it in boot :dunno:
     
  4. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    I did while taking a shower at a hotel on town pass....
     
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    Never even thought about it in boot.
     
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    well we marines dont get "town passes" when in boot :hs:
     
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    holy shit :bowrofl:
     
  8. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    we got one after graduation
     
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    I never did it in boot camp. I also never volunteered for shit. Somehow I got to be a house mouse.
     
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    aftershock- rawr -.-

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    lol.

    I remember waking people up for firewatch and they'd jump up real quick "Aye-Aye, Sir!" Some people would even say the shit in their sleep :noes: .
     
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    I was chosen to lead a patrol one of our first nights in the field... none of us had any idea what a patrol was at that point, even less how to lead one, so needless to say I fucked up BAD.. didnt know where the fuck i was.. glow was fading on my compass.. lost my flashlight. anyway, that shit stressed me out so bad it gave me bad dreams the entire night. at one point I started yelling that i was lost and completely destroyed our hootchie while trying to stand up, still in my sleeping bag... just about everyone had some fucked up stories of weird stuff they'd said or done during their sleep by the end of the summer so eventually everyone forgot about it, heh.

    oh, and im sure after days or weeks in the field everyone has at least once woken up looking for their rifle :rofl:
     
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    i remember people doing that. that shit was hilarious :rofl:
     
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    Zourn 16-bit Ninja OT Supporter

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    i rubbed one out in one of the stalls once, while i was stuck in the compartment with SIQ.

    Yeah, and we had people saying crazy shit in their sleep, the one that wierded me out the most was the guy next to me would sit up in his sleep and shout stuff out, the oddest of which was "57!"
     

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