My ex from over 5 years ago called me today. I've spoken to her once between then and now. She called to "see what was up." I told her that I've got a 50k/year job (not really) and that I've got my own condo now (not really). I don't like this girl because she's a stupid bitch and she cheated on me with some gangster who wanted to fight me for her, (note: I am an amateur kickboxer) who ended up being a tomato can that I EASILY kicked his ass (Note: I had only been training for a little while at that point). So it felt good telling her all that. Of course I had to be an asshole and asked, "So how's it going with that faggot you cheated on me with?" I guess he ended up sleeping with her 14 year old sister (at the time). Hilarious justice IMO. Anyhow, she was getting all mushy romantic about our past memories that we shared and stuff so I told her that I had go, and that I'd call her soon (no I won't.).