LGBT EXPOSED: The Homosexual Agenda!

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  1. HisXLNC

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    THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA

    6 a.m. Gym

    8 a.m. Breakfast (oatmeal and eggwhites)

    9 a.m. Hair appointment

    10 a.m. Shopping (Macy’s or Nordstrom)

    12 p.m. Brunch

    2 p.m.
    (1) Assume complete control of U.S. Federal, state, and local
    governments,as well as all the other national governments
    (2) Destroy all healthy marriages
    (3) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with militant
    homosexuals who seek to recruit children for the homosexual
    lifestyle
    (4) Bulldoze all houses of worship
    (5) Seize control of Internet and all other media
    (6) Be utterly fabulous

    3 p.m. Beauty treatment to prevent facial wrinkles from the stresses of world conquest, followed by aromatherapy

    4 p.m. Cocktails

    5 p.m. Light dinner (soup, salad with arugula & balsamic vinegar dressing,Chardonnay)

    8 p.m. Theater

    10 p.m. Cocktails in a charming neighborhood bistro

    12 a.m. Bed (du jour)


    What's your homosexual agenda for today?
     
  2. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    umm.. you might need to leave a little more time for
    I'd hate to accidently lose a neighborhood pub.
     
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    You forgot one
    (7) Become priest, convert all alter boys to the homosexual lifestyle

    Love the post, very funny:)
     
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    THIS is my dream homo-agenda. I'd kill for it! :noes:
     
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    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  7. Diesel Freak

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    :eek2: Wow, you're pretty resourceful to accomplish all of that in one hour! I'm impressed! :mamoru:
     
  8. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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  9. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    ...didn't you know that we are meticulously organized and efficient? :coolugh:
     
  10. Carrots

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    And don't forget that pact we made with the devil. Once (2) gets done, the earthquakes will start up, and we'll have control of an entire demon army to help out with numbers (3) through (7).

    At least that's the memo I got. :hsugh:
     
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    Oh yeah! Forgot about that one. :naughty:
     

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