Experience from porn

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Is porn good for learning sex techniques and skills in bed? What are the pros/cons?
     
  2. Leaden Grudge

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    Umm, perhaps for some things. The cons could be the etiquette they use :rofl:
     
  3. Cerridwen

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    IMO it is and it isn't. Real sex is hardly the way it is in porn.
     
  4. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Could you elaborate on this?
     
  5. Homeless

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    It might be good for learning a few things, don't go cock slapping your chick though :o

    Good things like positioning I guess
     
  6. Cerridwen

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    There are tons of things in porn that are blatantly staged.
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    If Life Were Like Porn

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    If life were like porn... All men would be hung like ponies. All women would have double-digit I.Q.s significantly lower than their bust size, huge hair, and fingernails that Freddy Kruger would envy.All women would be nymphomaniacs. All of them. Even the dowdy ones would turn into ravening cum-junkies when they took off their glasses and let down their hair. So what the fuck is wrong with that?Even complete geeks would get laid at the drop of a hat. Literally. Like, you'd be walking down the street and some busty blonde with big hair, six-inch fingernails and a micro-mini with no panties would bend over to pick up her hat (blown off her head yet again by that slow leak in her head), and she wouldn't mind at all when a complete stranger with greasy hair and an old, tattered Star Trek uniform dropped his pants and slipped his bloated organ into her conveniently pre-lubed pussy without so much as a "by your leave."Men would have no problem maintaining an erection no matter how offensively stupid his or her partner's pillow-talk became (Ooooooh Daddy... it's so big!).Everyone would put the soundtrack to Starsky and Hutch on the stereo while having sex (waka chika waka chika...). This would help to drown out the stupid things people were saying.Life, in general, would be poorly lit and everything would sound like you were in stuffed in a coffee can and submerged in water. Anyway, it's rude to talk with your mouth full of dick.It would be child's play to round up three or four women who enjoyed having oral and anal sex with large groups of complete strangers, but virtually impossible to find someone who could carry on a meaningful conversation.Women would find Ron Jeremy attractive. Ron Jeremy would be everywhere you went. You'd go to Grandma's for Thanksgiving and there he'd be. Do you suppose Grannie left him alone with that turkey? Better order pizza just in case. But don't be surprised if it's delivered by Ron Jeremy.Men wouldn't be the least bit squeamish about having sex with a woman who has had (or would even considered having) sex with Ron Jeremy.Things would never be deposited in their appropriate orifice. You'd go to a nice restaurant and people would have food in their hair and all over their faces, but it would only occasionally make it into their mouths by accident. This would leave their mouths free for the reproductive organs of the complete strangers around them. As a result, the human race would die out within a single generation, since sperm squirted on butts, faces and tits has very little chance of finding its way to the fallopian tubes. This is a small price to pay to rid the world of that smirking porcupine, Ron Jeremy, and his potential progeny.Life would be... well... stupid. Nothing would make a lick of sense, and all actions and decisions would ultimately boil down to some guy's desire to get his rocket polished. Hey, life is like porn.



    That being said :rofl: I think couples can find some interesting positions by watching porn, but I think it is almost completely unrealistic to compare your own sex life to a porn. If you are looking for a woman who is going to perform like a porn star, you should probably look at porn stars:o
     
  7. N-Word-Jim

    N-Word-Jim Cure for boredom

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    porn is so impersonal
     
  8. Kinks

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    Porn is good because it opens your mind to different sexual activities, and gives you ideas to try and techniques to use.

    It is no substitute for the real thing, but I don't regret watching porn for a moment :big grin:

    take it with a grain of salt. Like people have said, don't take it literally. Slapping chicks with your cock, calling them whores and simply jamming it in their arse with no (sic) preparation are all recipes for disaster unless you're in a sexual relationship where those things have been deemed acceptable :)
     

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