Post your funny exercise stories here. I suppose this is mainly Air Force, since we tend to fuck things up in the best way possible. Here's a random snippet from today. Get a call at 10 pm. I am swing shift so I usually go to bed around 1 am. Have to get up at 4 am for an exercise. Thanks for the notice, guys. Get there, sit for 30 minutes pretending to outprocess from some fake FOB, then spend another 30 minutes waiting for a bus to take us home. Going back to bed now... I don't mind working when it's for a REAL reason, such as un-fucking my jets, but for an exercise where I literally did nothing but listen to my iPod at 5 am in full gear? Yeah, lame. But at least my workday is over... shortest shift ever. I'm used to 12 hours on the flightline, so this is practically a vacation. I <3 the Air Force. In a kinky spiteful way.