I found some old emails from my ex (my psycho ex, not the logical exes I sometimes mention). I'm bored so I thought I'd post a summary here for the Vag cuz we all like chick logic here. One weekend my GF and I both went home to visit our parents. I had plans to go back to meet her back at apartment on Sunday evening after we were both done at our parents' and spend the night there. Ok so she txts me and is like: Her: "what time are you leaving?" (meaning leaving my parents' house to get go to her place). Me:"8 or 9." (I had some stuff to do and then I was going to eat dinner with my parents. She lived like 45-60 min away.) Like 2 hours later, she replies with Her: "don't you think that's a bit late? I'm not running a hotel here." (wtf bitchy) Her again: "You only come here cuz it's a convenience for you" (wtf random) Me: "I'm eating dinner with my parents and that's what time I'll be able to leave." Her: "Well then forget about coming over. I have to go to bed early, anyway." Me: "Ok" (I mean seriously, if she's going to bed I don't want to wake her up. It wasn't a huge deal if I didn't go over there. we saw each other like 5 nights a week, anyway, so 1 day wasn't a huge deal). (a few minutes pass) Her: "Just don't bother coming over anymore. If I wanted 2 see u, i wouldn't b rude and show up at 10 at nite." (she's pissed cuz she wanted a reaction when she told me not to come over. she wanted me to beg or something, I think. she always tried to play power games. so when I replied with "ok," it pissed her off cuz she didn't get the response she wanted) Her again: "You said you'd come over tonight. Not 10 at nite. That's rude. If I mean anything to u (which I don't) you would want to c me... not show up when it's convenient 4 u" (wtf pulling drama out of thin air) Me: "You asked what time I would be able to leave and I gave you my answer." (silly me, giving a logical answer to a chick's question) Her again: "Why would you be so rude as to say ur coming at 10 at nite? do I look like a fucking hotel? am i just a convenience 4 u?" (note that inappropriate f-bombs are really unattractive) Her again: "Why would it take you so long? I'd have everything packed and ready to go so I could see you." Me: "I am going to eat dinner with my family and I won't be done until 8-9ish. Since that's too late, I just won't come over tonight. You told me to 'forget it' already, anyway" I hate it when people say things they don't mean, and chicks/GFs are no exception. Don't tell me to "forget about coming over" if that's not what you really want. And don't get pissed when I do "forget about coming over" then. So I'm getting ready to have dinner with my family, and I get this txt: Her: If u can b 2 my place at 9 then ur more than welcome to. Any later, forget it. (didn't she already say "forget it," anyway?) Now aside from the fact that her last text was rude, I don't like being spoken to like I'm a child, and I really don't like ultimatums, I replied again with: Me: "I'm about to eat. I can't gaurantee that I'd get there by 9. But u already said 'forget it,' so I'll just come over some other time." (honestly, it wasn't a big deal, and if she had to go to bed early I really didn't want to inconveneince her) Her: "Whatever. I tried 2 give u a chance but u fail once again" (lol where the fuck did that come from ) Her: "Next time we schedule something, I won't promise 2 b available. i'll just say, so maybe i'll c u, maybe i won't" (she had issues with immaturity and spitefullness... and she was 26). (keep in mind I'm not replying here cuz I'm eating) Her: ur the one making a big deal here. But if u gave a shit, u'd try 2 get here early but its clear u don't (when she got upset, she'd accuse me of "not giving a shit") Her: "U obviously don't care and don't want 2 try 2 see me so y would i want 2 c u?" Her: "Fine. Ignore me. that doesn't surprise me, either." (lol wtf I was eating dinner, sorry I don't keep my phone on when I tell you ahead of time I'm eating with my family. So I found this string of txts in my inbox after I finished eating) Her: "I'm not sure whta kind of games ur tryiing 2 play but it's annoying and mostly immature. but that's ur style." (omg what do they call it in psych when you project your traits onto someone else?) Her: "I don't want 2 be with someone who breaks plans." (finally I finish eating. I reply): Me: "Nice txt flood there. I didn't break plans. U told me to 'forget about coming over.' Don't say things you don't mean." Then, later that night, at like 11pm (and she said 10pm was too late for me to get there, but she's still up at 11pm... ok) Her: Im not mad u didn't come over. It was clear u didn't want 2. In that case I have better things 2 do than spend time w someone who doesn't want 2 see me (lol, clear I didn't want to? I was planning on it until she told me not to come. Psycho chick logic) After that she sent me a few more insulting txts (totally immature and disrespectful, and a big DLV for women, btw), and I finally replied with: Me: "Alright. I don't appreciate the insults. I'm going to bed soon. Goodnight." She replied back with some more bitchy stuff that I got the next morning when I woke up. Only a chick would tell you to not come over and then get pissed because you don't. Do you see why this relationship ended? Something like this happened at least once a week.