Discussion in 'On Topic' started by mikdavi84, Oct 28, 2008.
1) shoots expert
2) scores a 295 or higher pt test
think of more....
3) LOLZ at the Coast Guard.
4) Are in all in 99th percentile of ASVAB scores
<==== Expert on M9, and M16.
I shot expert using only 30 rounds and got a 465 on my PT test, what.
5) Can beat up SEALs...
is "that" guy
yeah thats nice. you win a cookie.
no, the magic of barracks crew is that they manage to be super hooah, totally moto, and whatever stupid sayings the other services use WITHOUT being "that guy"
have DUIs and can still slip through front gate piss drunk
been to combat and had a live webcam running the entire time
i wish i could shoot expert
sharpshooter for life
such is life
puts rambo to shame
uses a bow instead of M16 lolz
Almost gets arrested by NSA.
your ass still sore from that fucking?
I will never forget it.
I made the face.
yeah those guys have freaked me out on quite a few occassions myself.
i remember rolling up to the gate one time blasting my music when my cd player cut out (does this often, then resumes playing after a while)
I get about 50 yards from the gate, bobbing my head and hearing "yeah, and ya don't stop..." when i cut out, so I said fuck it, pulled through the gate, handed over my badge and then my subs started thumping "CAUSE ITS 1-8-7 ON A MOTHERFUCKING COP!!!!"
got the special search treatment
sharpshooter badge looks better than the expert badge anyways
I like how the Sharpshooter badge has the Eagle,Globe, & Anchor in it.
knows someone who was SF and was part of the real Black Hawk Down
Has tossed multiple puppies off cliffs