Ever watch someone have sex?

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  1. dmcgill

    dmcgill New Member

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    And I mean like...you're in the room, right there.

    I did last night, a good friend of mine and his girlfriend. Was ugh, and interesting experience to see how other people have sex.
     
  2. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    No but damn, I wish :x::x::x:


    So it kinda sucked? Deets? :noes:
     
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    lmfao, LP the Voyeur :bowrofl:
     
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    Yeah, a porn star went to my college. She would pick a random dude at each party and fuck him right in the middle of it.
     
  5. BoomBoomBoy

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    Yes I have....

    It was worth doing once, especially since I was invited.
     
  6. wilyfem

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    No, but I had to listen to the whales who lived above me almost every night in one apartment I lived in. They were moaning and yelping like Shamu up there, and their bed sounded like it was trying to dig its way through my ceiling. I couldn't think of how to complain to the apartment management without it being super embarrassing and without me using the words "whale" and "fuck", so I was forced to endure it.

    If I had actually witnessed it, I would probably have killed myself. :barf:
     
  7. iwishyouwerebeer

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    1. Did they know you were there?
    2. Did you masturbate while watching?
     
  8. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: I love that kind of thing.


    I listened to my bestie and her ex husband have sex once, it was hot as fuck.
     
  9. CorpseStreet

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    lmao does she know that you did? My neighbors in my dorm on either side of me are such horndogs. They both have long sessions and are so loud. Every now and then they have sex at the same time and it's like I'm listening to porn in surround sound. The first time it happened I thought one girl's bf was beating her because of the smacking sounds and moaning that I confused for crying :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  10. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    :rofl::rofl: OMG CS WTFAWESOME



    Yeah she knew and so did her hubby. I mean, they had to, we were held up in their tiny apt and the baby was at her grandma's for the night. The bathroom was right next to the living room, there's no way I wasn't listening in on that hot shower sex. Plus I told her the next morning :mamoru::mamoru:
     
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    Yeah it was cool, it was funny too...because his girlfriend has an AMAZING ass, and I was like dude, smack that ass while she was riding him. Then he did it was ROFLMAO. He did invite me to fuck her if I wanted to...but I have a girlfriend who I love very much (yeah I'm a faggot I know) and I wouldn't ever cheat on her, just not my style.

    No I did not masturbate, it was for the simple reason of wanting to see how others do it. And they are good looking people. It was hot, but I think beating my dick in front of my friend is fucking gay as balls.
     
  12. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    That's awesome IMO :dunno:


    So now that you've watched your friends have sex, would you let your friends watch you and your girl have sex?
     
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    Oh, definitely. I think it'd be awesome. But my girlfriend is really private and that would NEVER, ever in a billion years be allowed to happen lol.
     
  14. CorpseStreet

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    It was so bizarre at first. At one point the girl on my left's boyfriend said "what's my name" to which she said "ugggghhhhhfgfhfh". He kept asking what his name was and I just wanted to bang on the wall and tell him that if she couldn't get it out the first 5 times she wasn't going to say it now so they should just move on to the next leg of the race.

    I bet your bestie and her ex-husband were having hot shower sex just for you. You probably just missed their mid penetration shout out to you :rofl:
     
  15. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    You are easily one of the funniest people I've ever known. :rofl::rofl::rofl:


    They did! They were walked back to the bedroom and I yelled to her husband "I WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD ACTION" They were pretty accommodating :mamoru:
     
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    At that point you should have just opened the door and watched. They obviously aren't shy people.
     
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    Why thank you my dear *curtsy*. I like to think I'll make an awesomely crazy old person :bigthumb:

    :rofl::rofl::rofl: that's so awesome that they listened to your request. If only everything in life worked that way :noes:
     
  18. ForevererZero89

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    never actually saw it, but me, my best friend and his GF(now wife) went camping and they had sex. she tried keeping quiet but it didn't work. and if you must know hell yes did i masturbate to that. i am such a voyeur, i love to watch.
     
  19. haargerman

    haargerman ayuh.

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    fuck, this has never happened to me :noes: :naughty:

    except i did hook up with this one girl while my buddies were in the next room making jokes about gingers and cheering me on.

    at one point one of them opened the door and said "It smells like an astronaut suit in here..." :rofl:
     
  20. Falconer

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    Only porn vids.
     
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    I don't get the astronaut suit line.
     
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    smelled like latex, lol

    i dont know how or why she didnt just kick me in the balls and tell me to go fuck off
     
  23. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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    It was everything I had not to jump right into the mix. Her hubs wouldn't have minded but i dunno how my bestie would have felt about it. Plus it was the first time they had sex in a long time (it was right before they got divorced) so I didn't want to intrude :mamoru:
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::mamoru::mamoru::mamoru::mamoru::mamoru::mamoru::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    OMG...you guys are hilarious tonight! :nikko:
     

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