Ever meet a girl that had a perfect body?

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  1. HoVa

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    and then you get her naked and her vajayjay is all funky, she has saggy ta-tas or her butthole is really dark and still has toilet paper stuck to it?



    i hate that.
     
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    wait what you've fucked around with a chick with shit lining the outside of her asshole?
     
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    girls don't poop
     
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    I always thought unperfections create character
     
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    I have character! :rolleyes:
     
  8. Abomb

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    ahahaha i dont think you got it :rofl:
     
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    imperfections?
    Yeah I did, unless it was something else. Then I admit i'm out in the blue
     
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    yes and on the contrary, taking off those panties and seeing a beautiful vayjayjay is one of the best moments ever. its like playing roulette and seeing the ball land on your number
     
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    what about taking the panties off every time and seeing a beautiful vajayjay? :bowdown:
     
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    If you think its bad for you, imagine what the girl thinks when you pull off your clothes :mamoru:
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yep, nothing worse than meeting a super hot guy only to take his pants off and realize he has a tiny dick :wtc:
     
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    I bit my tongue

    :bowdown:
     
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    all her prayers are answered. :mamoru:
     
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    BadKat GIVE ME WINE!!

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    Or a monster one :eek4:
     
  18. Falconer

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    yeah, the first time I take off a girl's bra I'm always hoping she doesn't have weird boobs or nips.
     
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    Oh god, I remember taking off a girls shirt and seeing she had ski slopes for tits and weird nipples. I kind of just wanted to get up and go cry a little. Really killed it for me......er well not enough to stop but I had to think twice about it.
     
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    i always feel for flappy/roastbeef before i look so it's never a big surprise. i feel the same way about boobs though. sometimes you get the bra off and all of a sudden they're on her lats
     
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    yes been there once. she had nice shaped boobs but her nipples were the size of a sand dollar. i couldnt do it and it lasted 2 weeks.

    being shallow ftw!
     
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    this is why i prefer small and perky tits and a huge nice firm ass
     
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    i could not agree w. you more.

    my current gf is perfect. she's 5'8 125 w. perky tits and a curvy/firm ass (cant say its huge... which to me is a good thing).
     
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    Wait, her NIPPLES were the size of a sand dollar or the AREOLA's were the size of a sand dollar?
     
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    AREOLA...... i assumed everyone would know thats what i was referring too. since sand dollar nipples would be pretty much impossible :mamoru:
     

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