Epic Fucking Fail

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  1. Drunkenmarauder

    Drunkenmarauder New Member

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    Location:
    Yonder where the willows weep
    Late last night, I this joke create
    Foreplay wily hour and half to mate
    In a nutshell, dreadful and dreary
    I, dancing with some chick's reary

    Took her to my abode humble
    Hoping not to horrid stumble
    Sore arms, legs mine did make
    On my own, she made no effort (nor did partake)

    Late last night, dreary with dread
    She left somewhat early from this bed
    Could not urge the pecker up (even with cash!)
    Did not even finish with the bishop bash
     
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  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    This thrwad is an epic fucking fail.

    Closing for no relevance.
     
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