LGBT Embarrasing story... but hysterical

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  1. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    So, last night, I’m on the computer, on Bear411.com (a bear dating site)... just checking out the guys online. On this site, my location is “Wakefield, MA” (which is the town that I work in. I put that as my location instead of my home so that I could meet some normal men – not the NH freaks). And this guy messages me.

    He looked cute from his pictures, but his face was a bit difficult to see because of the camera angle. So, we message back and forth... chatting and flirting at first… then getting a bit x-rated (fetishes, sexual turnons, etc. So, then he says to me “You know, I work in Wakefield, so I know the area pretty well. Where in Wakefield do you live?” I tell him that I work in Wakefield too and live in NH. He asks me where I work in Wakefield. I tell him the industrial park that I work in. He says “me too. What building?” I tell him my building. He asks “You don’t work on the third floor do you?” I say… yeah… :noes:

    Turns out, he works down the hall from me as a receptionist at this cable network provider headquarters… He sits at this desk in this big glass lobby and every time I go to the bathroom I check him out... :rofl:

    It was hysterical… It was so freaking funny…. So, now I know way too many kinky things about this dude, and now I have to see him on my way to the bathroom every day…
     
  2. XPX

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    :rofl:
    its a small world huh?
    Will you get on that? :o
     
  3. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    :bowrofl: "Hey has anyone seen Sam"?

    "Last time I saw him, he was sitting at his desk."

    "He's here. He's just in the bathroom....again."

    :rofl:
     
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    Just make all the co-workers think you are drinking a lot of fluids, then you could maybe get away for long enough for a few more. ;)

    The hottie that Sam has been casually seing comes to mind.
     
  5. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    That's less 'embarrassing' and more 'convenient'.... Have fun!
     
  6. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Yeah, I know... And I don't want to jeapordize anything with him...
    So, I'm just going to make it a casual friendship..

    However... on my way to the bathroom this morning, as a joke, I dropped my name-badge on the floor, right in front of his desk, and then I bent down and picked it up, so he could get a good look at my ass...

    He laughed and we waved at each other.

    When I got back to my desk, my phone rang... He called me and thanked me for the ass-shot!!! He apparently tracked down the general number from online and then asked for me when he got the receptionist.

    :rofl:
     
  7. UpPy

    UpPy Guest

    Happy Happy Joy Joy

    :wavey:
     
  8. Diesel Freak

    Diesel Freak ♂♂ Closet Crew OT Supporter

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    :rofl: Sounds like you're going to have a little more run at work now. :werd:
     
  9. cedric

    cedric I don't have a contract

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    he doesn't work at your company. he's fair game :eek3:
     
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    :rofl: I :love: Sam stories!
     
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    Not to shabby for you 15minute breaks....
     
  12. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    We met yesterday after work in the common lounge / lunchroom and had a soda... and chatted....

    He seems like a nice guy... I think we're going to be good friends, actually... :)

    I love making new friends...
     
  13. camarosrool

    camarosrool yes i am

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    thats a happy ending if ive ever read one :p
    i like the comment above, more convenient than embarrassing :)
     
  14. XPX

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    something similar happened to me a few days ago, I was reluctant to hang out with this new guy (dunno if he is gay or not) and 2 days later I was happy I got to meet these people, best time ever :cool: new friends rock
     

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