FRK Embarassing moments during sex

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  1. Mystery Guest

    Mystery Guest New Member

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    Up until recently I never had an "embarassing moment." When I think back about what happened it's funny as hell! :rofl:

    So my gf and I come home from the club around 3am. We dropped a couple of rolls an hour beforehand and we're having a good ol time in bed, foreplay ect...

    I go to put it in and it just wouldn't go. I said baby, hold on one second I am going to grab the KY Warmng Liquid off the counter.

    So I jump out of bed, my room is pitch black dark and I have music going. I go grab the Ky Warming liquid, and pour a generous amount on my hand. As I apply it I noticed a funny sensation all over. A rather cold and freezing sensation but I am rolling my ass off and kind of forgot amongst the tingly feeling. I kind of ignore it and noticed I start to go limp.

    At this point the gf is ready and is like what's wrong. All the sudden I feel burning and stinging. I run and turn on the light, and to my amazement I didn't put the ky liquid on. I put Germ-X hand sanitizer all over my dick. At this point I am standing in my room with the lights on, limp, with a bottle of germ-x in my hand. :o

    Talk about embarassing. The bottles are exactly the same size and shape, easily mistaken while under the influence of ecstacy, darkness, and a raging boner. :hs:

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    Ky Warming Liquid :o

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  3. Nucleartiger

    Nucleartiger Clemson makes my nipples hard

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    haha nice!
     
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    EB 2/24/08

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    After sex one night with this girl, I used to hook up with, was giving me a back rub. She was doing a pretty poor job so when she asked if I was ready to go again I was pretty excited. I turned over so quickly I accidently elbowed her in the face and caused a bloody nose. Luckily she was cool about it and knew it was an accident.
     
  5. retorq

    retorq What up bitch??

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    Hi long time lurker first time poster.

    OK way back the year after high school, the GF (wife now) had a tough job, I put some bengay on her back . . rubbing it in . . one thing leads to another I touch myself . . . minutes later I'm numb and done for the nite!! Man that sucked.

    Another time I had the flu, wanted to fool around anyways, we do it, we finish, then I get this urge, yup, puked in the bucket. Ahahaha, good ol mom was knocking at the door wanting to come in and make sure I was OK.
     
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    What is "rolling" and droping "rolls"? Like dinner rolls?
     
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    Roll = Xtcy
     
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    :rofl:

    that's awesome.
     
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    Winter does a number on my nose for some reason. I remember this girl and I were going at it one night and I started feeling a slimy substance all over her. In the heat of the moment I said screw it, so we kept going at it. Finally it got really bad and the substance was caked all over out bodies so we finally turned the lights on. Found out I had a bloody nose and our whole bodies were covered in blood. She was totally cool with it, we showered real quick and went back to it.
     
  10. BedBunny

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    how so?

    here, chew on this. :p

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  11. retorq

    retorq What up bitch??

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    No story no care. :rofl:

     
  12. Mystery Guest

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    Witty :)
     
  13. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Someone covered this topic a while back in the main forum and I will tell the story now...He farted during sex and proceeded to try and cover it by talking dirty :rofl:
     
  14. BedBunny

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    :rofl:

    the fart gets me every time.
     
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    Ummm, ok noob. This isn't the main forum.
     
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    That's kinda hot, actually hehehe

    Once, I was on my period and both of us were so damn horny, we didn't care. Didn't realize I was on my "heavy" day till we were done and aphoric got up and he was covered in blood from his chest to his knees... looked like he had slaughtered a small animal with his penis :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
  18. downsouth1

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    rofl braap braap braaapp
     
  19. Mystery Guest

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    LOL.. That's happened to me. Went down on the ex-gf (was in high school), in the dark. I get this slightly metallic taste in my mouth, like I was sucking on a penny. Turn the lights on and it looks like I have a Kool-aid smile and red finger nails. After word got out in High School, my new name was "Red Lips.":o
     
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    :rofl:
     
  21. low20

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    haha nice...atleast u didnt stick it in
     
  22. guiltybystand3r

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    I started having a muscle spasm in my hamstring while I was on the verge an orgasm. Not all that embarassing, just a bitter sweet orgasm.
     
  23. iDrive

    iDrive OTAP crew. Muradadog crew. GO GATORS!

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    This chick was going down on me. She had been for a long time and I was trying very hard to cum.

    As I came I also farted. In her face.

    :o

    I was really embarrassed.
     
  24. Cherryfire

    Cherryfire "If we believe obsurdities, we shall commit atroci

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    at least you didnt...stick...it in.. ? Seriously? Did you just say that? :ugh:
     
  25. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I didn't notice :naughty:
     

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