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  1. DrippyDrip

    DrippyDrip Guest

    after having sex with a girl i met a few weeks ago we started talking about all the things we have done, we talked about positions and how many sex partners, nothing bothered me untill the part when she said my ex bf had a huge dick like a porn star and it hurt sometimes, even though it hurt her i feel less of a man knowing shes had bigger penis inside her.
     
  2. wolfskymoon

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    well apparently that big penis wasn't good enough, otherwise she wouldn't leave him.
     
  3. DrippyDrip

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    or could it be the fact he was just an asshole but she loved the sex
     
  4. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    yeah because her having been with a guy who was bigger really has so much to do with how much of a "man" you are :hsugh:

    every girl you fuck will probably have had a guy bigger than you at one point, that's life :dunno: she said it hurt, that's not usually a good thing..
     
  5. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    Lol, that's kinda lame to say to a new guy you're fucking.
     
  6. Infection

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    dot all above.
     
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    every girl ive dated had their '10 incher' notch already....i still made them cum when i tried :dunno:
     
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    the last girl i dated told her ex he was the smallest by far :mamoru:

    your situation isn't as bad, but i see why it bothers you
     
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    if she gives a shit, then fuck her. assuming it's not 3"
     
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    I think he's a troll or AE
     
  11. PcH

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    More like very lame and utterly useless
     
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  13. BoomBoomBoy

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    So all the women in my life, who told me size doesn't matter, were just being nice? :wtc:
     
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  14. Infection

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    Size doesn't matter, it's more girth. The first few inches are all that a girl feels, anyway. Anal is different.
     
  15. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    Who said that?:hsugh: There are parts far into vagina that can feel the penis.
     
  16. OSLabelle

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    Agree 100%. That's like telling a girl you've had others with nicer tits, tighter vag, etc. Any girl would flip the fuck out if you said something like that.
     
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    Current gf told me about a guy who had a comically large penis and not only did it hurt to have sex with him but took a few trys to fit it in. this was about an hour after she drew blood from my lats with her eyes rolled back in her head. Size only matters if you're the size of a thumb or some shit, learn to use what ya got.
     
  18. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :rofl: No that's just something guys say to feel better about themselves. Obviously you don't have a vagina or you would know that that is not true.
     
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    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    :werd: i would never think about dumping someone i like because of penis size unless it really was only like 2" and i couldn't feel anything :hs:
     
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    The person you date will almost always have been with somebody who has had something bigger or better. The thing is, they aren't with them anymore. Think back to your exes and sexual encounters. It means nothing to you now, right? That's how she probably feels. If she wanted his bigger dick, she'd be fucking it right now.
     
  21. DrippyDrip

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    im only 4 inches long though
     
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    Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
    Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
    Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
    Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
    Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
    Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'?
    Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
    Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
    Mr. Blonde: Personally, I can do without her.
    Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
    Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
    Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
    Mr. White: What's that?
    Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
    Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about?
    Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
    Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
    Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
    Mr. White: A lot.
    Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
    Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
    Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
     
  23. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bowrofl: I see you finally watched Reservoir Dogs!!! :h5:
     
  24. Viper

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    Great movie.

    Next on my list is Jackie Brown. :big grin:
     
  25. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    You're welcome ;)
     

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