GUN Elderly Seminole man fights female burglar

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    Elderly Seminole man fights female burglar

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    Seminole, Florida - Walter and Ingeborg Funk were enjoying breakfast Saturday morning when there was a knock on the door. The 77-year-old man and his 81-year-old wife couldn't find anyone at the front or back door. When they came back inside, they say 22-year-old Nicole Mason-Suares was coming out of their guest room.

    As they confronted her, officials say she attacked Walter. Ingeborg ran to a bedroom and called 911. The elderly man and the young woman allegedly scuffled for several minutes inside the home and on the back patio.

    He says she grabbed for a knife, which he wrangled out of her hands. Then he says she bit him on the leg. Walter says he then reached for some pliers nearby and struck Mason-Suares on the head.

    When deputies arrived he had her pinned on the ground.

    Mason-Suares is charged with armed burglary, aggravated battery on a person over 65 and possession of burglary tools.

    No one was seriously injured during the home invasion.
     
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    but "possession of burglary tools?" :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: What a story to tell in jail.

    Yeah, I killed three people.
    I robbed a bank
    Well...I uhhh...broke into a house and got owned by an old man.
     
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    She has elf face.
     
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    Is that covered under the castle doctrine?

    "Your honor she was coming right at me I had no choice but to plug her ass with my cock" :dunno:
     
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    seems reasonable
     
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    its an open and shut case
     
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    she's hot :rofl:
     
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    I thought you died!


    (I think it might be a myspace angle, she could be fat.)
     
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    nope. just haven't bought anything in a while :o
     
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    You need to get on that.
     
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    more charges the better let the state figure it out :mamoru:
     
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    Could be anything tool like lololol

    Screwdriver, knife, lockpick, prybar
     
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