EDU: Since many guys in FS seem to be nervous about their penis size...

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  1. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    ... I've decided to post some interesting facts about penises, taken from "The Penis Book" by Joseph Cohen

    The Average Length of a flaccid penis is 3.9 inches, with a girth of 3.7 inches.
    The average length of an erect penis is 5.9 inches, with a girth of 4.9 inches.

    Penises usually reach their manly max by the time a male turns 17.
     
  2. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Big Nose, Big Hose?

    Not necessarily. While we've all heard tales about beefy hands, feet, earlobes, and noses being surefire signs that a huge dick is waiting in the wings, thousands of measurements over the years show no correlation. Penis size is very much a product of heredity and genetics, not the size of your loafers.
     
  3. Sam Gamgee

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    The average male, between the ages of 15 and 60, will ejaculate 30 to 50 quarts of semen, containing 350 to 500 billion sperm cells.

    Average volume of ejaculate: 0.5 to 1 teaspoon
    Chief ingredient: fructose
    Caloric content: 5 calories per teaspoon
    Protein content: 6 milligrams per teaspoon
    Average number of ejaculatory spurts: 3 to 10
    Average speed of ejaculate: 25 miles per hour
    Average interval of ejaculatory contractions: 0.8 seconds
    Average duration of orgasm: 4 seconds
    Farthest medically recorded ejaculation: 27.5 inches
    Average number of sperm cells in ejaculate of a healthy man: 200 to 600 million
    Average number in ejaculate of an infertile man: 50 million
    Average swimming speed: 1 to 4 millimeters per minute
     
  4. Sam Gamgee

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    Great Balls of Fire!

    Testicles are about 4 degrees fahrenheit cooler than the rest of a man's body temperature, providing the ideal climate for copious sperm production (avoid hot tubs and tight bikini underwear if you're trying to conceive).

    About 90% of the male hormone, testosterone, originates in the testicls before it enters the bloodstream and travels throughout the body

    European testicels tend to weigh about twice as much as their Chinese cousins.

    To prevent a life-long collision course, the left testicle hangs lower in about 85% of the male population and is usually a bit larger (I was shocked at this because it's really true for me!)
     
  5. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    Best



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    Evar!!!!!!1
     
  6. Sam Gamgee

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    Great Balls of Fire (cont.)

    When taking an oath, our biblical ancestors would place their hands over the testicles of a witness to indicate their sincerity and honesty. Words like "testify" and "testament" all derive from this unique assocaition.

    Recent studies from Engalnd indicate that guys with large testicles had sex about 30% more often than their smaller-balled brothers and were more likely to cheat on their partners.

    Eunuchs of Chinese Imperial Court often carried around their pickled testicles in jars which they displayed around their necks.

    Testicular cancer has the highest cure rate of any cancer when it is detected in its early stages. Monthly self-exams are encouraged and should take place in the shower when the scrotal skin is relaxed.

    While testicles deserve tender loving care, men also love having their balls sucked, squeezed, slapped and tugged. He'll let you know when you're going too far.
     
  7. Sam Gamgee

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    TABOO

    They're called "Irezumi", a rather secretive group of Japanes men and women, often drawn from the underworld, who transform their bodies into living works of art. The penis is the last part of the anatomy to be tattoed and is always the most painful procedure, with the tattoo master focusing on a tiny section per session.
    Even after death, these adorned bodies continue to amaze. Some 300 half-body and full-body skins have been preserved in airtight frames and sold to museums and private collectors. A few years ago, a half-body tattoo was auctioned for $50,000



    (my note: Maybe someone can do a google search and post some pics of the Irezumi. I can't from work)
     
  8. Sam Gamgee

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    OK, I gotta go, but a lot more to come (I'm only on page 16 of 107 pages of facts and stories like this! :o )
     
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    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    thanks sam! i stickied this and gave it the edu tag :mamoru:

    i'm sury naughty's laughing her ass off at my deleted commentary.
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    i :love: penis. this is an awesome thread.

    THO, irezumi is just the term for body art in general though it does have the connotation of being a 'underworld" "gangster thing since it is a right of passage and a mark of Yakuza membership. the oldest gangsters are the most tattooed and YES they do tattoo their penises but it's mostsly the more hardcore guys.
     
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    :bigthumb:

    Sam....here's a link of Irezumi. Scroll down a bit and you can click on each individual name for each different animal, monster, item, etc..that are usually included in Irezumi. I haven't seen any full body pics where the genitals aren't covered...mostly due to the Japanese and their pubic hair thing.

    http://www.irezumi.us/eg/index.html
     
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    NYM3 Is this teal life or is it....fanta-sea?

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    Great find NYM3!!! :bigthumb:
     
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    FairyTat Anticipation, the taste of things to cum

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    Great thread Sam! :bigthumb:

    Everything you ever wanted to know about cock and balls but were afraid to ask. lol :rofl: :naughty: :rofl:
     
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    at first I was :confused: , then I :rofl:
     
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    :rofl: where's that gif?
     
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    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    that tattoo + piercing combo is badass!
     
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    You think that if I knew, I'd take the time to type all that shit out?
     
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    :big grin: Cool
     
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    I've heard that if you are right handed, your right ball is higher.
     
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    but I have this
    Azoospermia: No sperm at all. The ejaculate is completely devoid of sperm.:wtc: :wtc: :wtc:
     
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    I need to get my distance medically recorded, seriously.

    Awesome thread Sam.
     
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    Thanks for the info Sam...rockin
     

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