GUN Dumbest things people have said to you v.guns

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  1. TwoGuns

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    Between all of us there should be some pretty retarded shit. Anyone who goes into a local mom and pop gunshop comes out hearing at least one stupid thing.


    Most recent I can think of is a tow-truck driver telling me he had a bunch of armor piercing .303 and that each one of them would get him 20 years in prison if caught. So if he had 5 of them and got caught, BAM! 100 years in prison. He also claimed to have every single fucking gun in the world.


    Another was a kid who told me he had a "Ruger .22 Magnum on a .38 frame". Confused, I asked him to elborate, and after much painful questioning, I found out he and his dad thought it was a "Ruger Magnum on a .38 frame" because the frame on the Ruger Single Six he had was roughly the same size as a .38 they also had. :rofl:
     
  2. eWRXshun

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    some guy i know, a felon who kept wanting me to sell him my P22, claims that the baton rouge police department has full auto M1 garands as their duty carbine.
     
  3. krott5333

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    ive got an assault rifle and its unregistered.. but dont tell anyone! :coolugh:
     
  4. SnakeEater

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    I had some jackass telling me"a .22 will go right through a bullet proof vest"
    as his friend sayed"yeah .22 is nasty shit,you can shoot someone in the head and it will just bounce around and come out of thier stomache"
    I turned right around and walked away
     
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    When I was buying my AR, some dumbshit came up and said "What are you gonna hunt with that? I was like :ugh:
     
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    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    Havent really heard many people say ignorant things other than the usual bullshit. Like when I tell people that I own guns sometimes they say dont shoot me. Or when they call me a gun nut.
    Thats just as igonorant as meeting a black guy and saying dont rape me.
     
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    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    You should have replied with humans
     
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    Well now, if you're going to go that route, I'd roll with "people who display their stupidity through dumb questions"... and watch his head start spinning.
     
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    when i get asked that question, i say "i'm getting ready for the impending zombie invasion".
     
  10. lugoismad

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    My friend showed his girlfriends mom and sister his pistol. The FIRST thing they did was point it directly at his face and pull the trigger.

    Thank god it was unloaded, but WTF.

    No wonder all these teens die from accidental shooting, no one knows how to handle a fucking firearm anymore.
     
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    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    I said that to a couple people I work with and they looked at me weird. Go figure
     
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    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    What. The. Fuck. What if that gun had been loaded? I mean what the fuck has to be going through your head to think, oh, this is funny yet I dont even know if the thing is loaded or cocked or anything.
     
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    holy shit i cant even imagine what i'd do if that were me. :ugh: i almost feel sick thinking about it.

    what would they have done, if the gun was loaded and they just blew his head off? fucking assholes, they'd probably say "the gun just went off :noes:" :mad:
     
  14. lugoismad

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    Yep.

    Not the brightest of the bunch. His girlfriend took the CCW class with us, she knows how to handle herself. But I about shit when I heard what her mom and sister had done.

    And what really gets me is THEY BOTH DID IT at seperate times. One was out of the room, and did the same thing later on when shown the pistol. WHAT THE FUCK?!
     
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    jtl090179 Oh I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the OT Supporter

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    maybe they dont like the boyfriend as much as they say they do
     
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    "do you want to shoot someone"

    :ugh:
     
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    when i bought my G43, i was 18 at the time and my mom said "I told you, i dont want a Machine gun in the house"
    pic of said machine gun
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    your friend is an idiot for not cunt punting that bitch
     
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    :wackit:

    :rofl: @ machine gun
     
  20. Pineapple Devil

    Pineapple Devil beat it!

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    a cop once told my mom that an ar15 can shoot 10 miles
     
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    my friend and his douchebag roommate both have 700 ADLs, my friends being a .243 and the other guys a .270. They're basically identical guns except for the action length and the douchebag tried to say that the bolts were interchangeable. I told him no, they aren't because the bolt in the .270 is longer. He argued for a little bit then said "Oh ok i get it now" but you could tell he was lying. Later on I looked in the room and he was putting the opposite bolts in each gun and looked really perplexed. He's a machinist by the way. :hsugh:

    Oh and my cousin once asked me why all of his .243 ammo said .243 Winchester on it even though it was Remington ammo.
     
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    Aequitas If it keeps on raining, levee's going to break.

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    :wtf: I think I seriously would have hit one of them if they did that shit. I snapped at my girlfriend's little sister when she tried to take my savage off my lap even though the bolt wasn't in it. I apologized later and explained to her why you don't do that.
     
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    and this is why the only time I will give someone a loaded gun is when we are at the range.

    Still wtf :ugh: I don't care if its the gf's family I would have cussed them the hell out. Even without gun saftey training that is completely retarded.

    BTW what kind of pistol was it?
     
  24. t1h

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    thats a sweet G43
     
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