Dumb comments made during your relationship

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  1. Toxica

    Toxica New Member

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    I'm sure it's happened to everyone at some point in time... I've seen threads about it here even. Like, "I told my girlfriend that I thought about my exes when I jack off. Now she's pissed."

    So post stupid things that you have said to your partner or your partner has said to you. It could have been something that slipped up or you were just making conversation and it didn't turn out well... or whatever the case, I want to hear stories. :noes:
     
  2. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    My ex-wife once told me that she had a crush on a guy she worked with (that she knew I was jealous of). Then she told me that she liked him because he reminded her of me...the OLD me that she first met. She said this while in tears.

    What a manipulative shrew. :rofl:
     
  3. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    Words fail me.

    Jesus fucking Christ.
     
  4. Viper

    Viper OT Supporter

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    :rofl:

    I know, right?
     
  5. JBunni

    JBunni New Member

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    At a concert, my boyfriend says out loud (loud enough for our friends to hear) that he would love to bang the female bassist. Not a proud moment for me, but I got over it.
     
  6. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    :eek3::eek3::eek3: I'd be mad!
     
  7. Rake89

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    Does assuming she was manipulative make the healing process smoother? What if she was telling the truth, albeit being a bit too honest.
     
  8. Toxica

    Toxica New Member

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    You should have replied, "Yeah I know what you mean. I'd love to ride the drummer and have him bang my drums." ;)
     
  9. JBunni

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    I was a lil, cuz he had already pissed me off. And sometimes he says stuff like that but hes totally kidding, this time was a little less kidding which upset me. But she was hott, and after a few hours, I decided to let it go.

    Yeah, I love a man who can handle his sticks. Before we were dating I told him that. Later he told me that was one of the reasons he got into drumming. :mamoru:
     
  10. antihero

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    her: "I used to get off everytime..."

    me: "when was that?"

    her:"before i started having sex with you"

    me: :wtc:

    she got what she deserves because I did eventually figure her out and after i dumped her she was all complaining about how no other guy could make her cum. :fawk:
     
  11. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    My ex used to always say shit like this:

    Her: Have we ever had sex in a hot tub?
    Me: Um... No.
    Her: Fuck, I was hoping that was you. Sorry.
     
  12. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    why would you be mad ?

    nothing wrong with a "celeb/fantasy" crush
     
  13. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    yes but you would not say "I would love to fuck her"!! I do comment on hot celebs myself but not like this:hsugh:
     
  14. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    yeah i do.
     
  15. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    well you suck then:p
     
  16. chlywly

    chlywly Active Member

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    My most recent ex of 4 months... would say dumb shit all the time like "I wish you were black" I was like ummm.. Mind you she was joking, but maybe she's used to black dick lol.

    My ex of 1 1/2 years before that never said anything really stupid... I fucked it up with her bad by hurting her... She wont talk to me and I miss her lol.
     
  17. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bowrofl: I've totally said similar things :rofl:

    even worse though because it would be something like,
    me: "man, remember when we had sex in that stairwell?"
    him: "yeah...that wasn't me...:squint:"
    me: "oh....well it was terrible
     
  18. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    :bowrofl: Yeah, my ex always had a way of putting her foot in her mouth like that. Sometimes she would try and argue that it was me and I just didn't remember.. :hsugh:
     
  19. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    :bowrofl: funny tho:p
     
  20. TheChica504

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    I was expecting my boyfriend to come over after game night with the guys. His friend's house was fairly close to mine, rather than his that was an hour away.
    He sent me a text message around midnight, "I'm on my way home. I got gum on my pants." He didn't make any contact after that text for two months. Awesome.
     
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    I recently lost like 5lbs or so even though I wasn't overweight at all. But I carry my weight in my stomach like a guy so I always have this little baby belly I hate...anyway my BF noticed my stomach was flatter and was like "oh it's sexy" and I was like "yea way better than the baby belly before" and he said something like "yea you were a bit chubby." :ugh:

    I'm still not over it.
     
  22. timberwolf

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    Nothing wrong with having a celebrity crush at all... or even sharing that fact. But unless it was said in a joking way, the bf was being a douche.

    That said... whenever my gf points out an attractive woman to me... I was never sure how to reply. The last year or so... its been an automatic "Yeah, I'm sure she has a nice vagina' or 'yeah, I'd pee in her butt.' And the result is that the conversation is no longer about the woman being attractive or not.:o
     
  23. KindlyCuddly

    KindlyCuddly Irina Lazareanu

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    DEAD :rofl:
     
  24. timberwolf

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    :werd:

    Fatality.
     
  25. ElChupacabra

    ElChupacabra we should have fucking shotguns

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    My friend was telling me last night how her bf thought she was outside smoking when he laid into her on the phone to his mother for 20 solid minutes telling her how she would never get the job she was trying to get because she couldn't do the job she had and things would never get better for her and how she was a charity case and whatnot. When he got off the phone and passed the door way to the hall in their apartment, he saw her standing there. He was like "ummmm..."
     

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