Dorm Room Suggestions

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  1. JohnJohnJohnson

    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    I have a single. I want to sex it up. The space constraints necessitate creativity: no furniture, for example. There is lots of wall space as well as some shelf space. I'm open to suggestions.
     
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    Always keep a healthy supply of alcohol.
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    That's actually really solid advice. I just turned 21, so I wouldn't likely think of that.
     
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    Vacuum cleaner, windex, garbage bags, laundry basket, dustmop, etc.
     
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    hahaha, seriously

    The way some guys live makes me ill.
     
  7. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    Too passe :greddy: , plus one good thrust and he'll send his paramour shooting off the bed and into the wall.

    I'm with huntz and PD, most guys have deplorable hygenie and living conditions. What a turn off!

    The thing is you want to sex it up with out being obvious. If it is obvious, any girl you get in there is going to smell a set up and try to get out of there asap.

    So somehow you need to be genuine. Sensitive yet masculine is the motif. So you might just be fine going with sparse but neat environment. And for wall hangings, something that bespeaks who you are, so you can have a conversation piece to put your prospective squeeze at ease while you're putting the moves on her (in fact, she shouldn't even realize you are).

    BTW, good smile in the pic thread. How about some pics of family for the walls? Gives you depth, good time to remember and a conversational piece that is endearing.
     
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    Oh yea! Candles.



    ...as an aside, I don't own any candles cuz I don't need them :wtc:
     
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    Hahah!! I just wanted to contribute really...
     
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    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    Well, hells, a suggestion of adding a kiddie tub full of oil to have lesbian wrestling matches would have elicited a hardier :rofl: ....
     
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    Personally, I have a projector with pr0n playing at my place, with loud music in the background, lots of alcohol, cards (regular) and naughty (strip) adult cards. We drink a little drink, play some music, play some cards, and get stupid.

    Oh, remember to have a videocam/camera with an empty memory card, too! :naughty:
     
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    personally, i'm a fan of dark colors (like a wine red and black) a nice lamp (or colored cover for one in the room already) nice clean sheets, maybe a furry rug on the floor (i like getting out of bed after a good fuck and walking on soft carpet).

    maybe some erotic photos on the wall. depends on your dorms policy (if any) but there are some really nice black and whites on all posters of nudes and semi nudes that are pretty sexy.

    and based on what i know of dorms, candles aren't allowed, but you could go for a febreeze scent stories. i love mine and it really fills the room up with good scents.
     
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    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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    Make sure it's erotic ART and not PORN!
     
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    haha! Sorry, next time i'll be more creative
     
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    Your place is not what she's interested in. Work on social skills, social status and escalation. The only thing I recommend is some okay liquor and knowledge of how to mix it. And a comfortable couch. Good luck.

    -Seymour
     
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    :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: pay close attention here.

    just keep your place RELATIVELY clean. not super neat freak clean. and do what seymour said
     
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    JohnJohnJohnson Effetely Sipping My Latte OT Supporter

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    You're right, but I still want to decorate my room. If/when someone comes over I'd like it to be pleasant, and as of right now? It's bare as a prison cell.
     
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    when i dormed we spent $20 at a toy store and bought an inflatable couch and chair. lol those lasted a few months until one night i brought a girl back and the couch literally exploded causing my sleeping roommate to probably shit his pants and wake up to his drunk naked roommate and and a drunk naked girl laying in a pile of rubber.
     
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    well yeah... they don't sell porn on allposters.
     
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    get a cheap ass roll out rug like 8 feet by 8 feet or bigger or smaller depending on dimensions of room, lots of posters, trash can, desk for computer, just remember if you have a super small bed it is going to suck for banging in. television, xbox with 4 controllers so the guys on the hall can come halo it up, a cheap lamp, a cheap couch, some cheap chairs, etc.
     

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