MIL Dorm room inspection ownage v.airFarce

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  1. cdorka

    cdorka New Member

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    So this dude i know is getting his dorm room inspected by his female first sgt.

    just as she is about to leave she turns around to ask a question and his computer screen saver comes on. he has a screen saver of random naked models. she got a prime view of some naked chick and says;

    "OMG what are you doing?"

    airman quickly goes and turns off the monitor.

    pwnt amirite?

    just about as funny as another female airman had a poster of a cat that said "how do you like your pussy?"

    1st sgt told her to take that down

    :bowdown:
     
  2. greenpillow

    greenpillow New Member

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    lol .. its only natural to assume men exp men in the military to look and the naked womenz.
     
  3. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    It is his personal computer, in a dorm room only he occupies. Not smart and would make things go smoother if he replaced it with something normal, but I would argue he has the right.
     
  4. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I hate the "This is government property and we can tell you what you can and can't display" argument. I understand why they have it, but I still think it is BS. I have never lived in the dorms, so I have little experience.
     
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    when i was enlisted they had the BOSS program, i never had my room inspected once.
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    BOSS program? :dunno:
     
  7. burton564

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    Better Opportunities for Single Soldiers, i'm not sure how it worked, my 1sg could have just been lazy.
     
  8. pakman

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    That was probably it :rofl:
     
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    my room gets inspected every wednesday (supposedly)
    and they are pretty cool about it, as long as stuff is medium clean and no food is out or anything like that, lockers are locked...its sat
     
  10. Zee

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    I had a bra and panties (a souvenier from a bachalorette party, the bride to be gave them too me :big grin: ) in my security drawer......we had a female Commander

    the 1st Shirt was :rofl: but she was :mad: and stormed out
     
  11. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    The Air Force has the most strict dorm room policies of all the military services. My troop was written up for having his computer powered on while at work. It was in standby mode, but still powered up. Policy is all personal electronics will be shutdown when not in use. :rolleyes: So much for quality of life. In my 3 years I haven't seen this great "quality of life" that the chairforce brags about.
     
  12. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Tinker AFB is even more strict. I will try and get a checklist and scan it. It's basically a white glove inspection.
     
  13. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    My 1st SGT and Commander came to my room the other day when I was getting ready to go to bed. (I work night shift) I answered the door in my boxers....they didn't really say anything, they just said they liked my posters I had up (Marilyn Monroe, and old horror movie posters) and left
     
  14. cdorka

    cdorka New Member

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    no this is regular duty station.
     
  15. Isamu

    Isamu New Member

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    when i lived in the Dorms we only had inspections when we moved out, or if the commander was trying to gather money to put into the dorms..

    when i was in Techskool i had a General inspect my room.. lets just say i had a very clean room
     
  16. GochuBoy

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    The BOSS program in my [old and only] unit was a POS. There were no better ops for single soldiers.

    Since I was in an infantry unit, all of the higher ups were male. What we did to pass our room inspection was to have our shit clean, beds made, and have porn mags laying around somewhere visible. They usually get distracted by porn and usually leave as soon as they're done looking at porn.
     
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    health & wellness inspections FTMFL
     
  18. scottiemac

    scottiemac It's time to shoot some hot dogs!

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    this one kid was caught with a dress and heels in his room. reported to an officer for some trouble in af blues with eyeliner on. needless to say, he was discharged. problem kid anyhow.
     

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