MIL Don't ask, don't towel.

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    So today at PT my towel came in contact with another man's towel. I'm not sure what to make of this as everyone knows if the towels touch it is gay.

    It was forceful, he just threw his towel on mine and I felt violated, what am I to do?
     
  2. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Might as well admit to your supervisor you are a homosexual and start the discharge paperwork.
     
  3. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    But I wanted no part of it! It happened so quickly.
     
  4. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    That borders on the excuse of "I slipped in the shower and landed on it Doc".
     
  5. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    You have a duty to burn the towel, but first you must stuff it in as many guy's faces as possible.
     
  6. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    pro·pen·si·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-pns-t)
    n. pl. pro·pen·si·ties
    An innate inclination; a tendency
     
  7. galek_spoo

    galek_spoo New Member

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    you are to first apologize to the offending towel for obviously it was led on in some way.
     
  8. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    So it's my fault my towel was manhandled?
     
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    galek_spoo New Member

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    there's always two sides to the coin.
     
  10. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    if you kept your towel in check it wouldn't be such a whore, it's your own fault
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I can't believe you guys! My towel was raped!
     
  12. someonenew

    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    it was acting sexy, it led the other towel on.
     
  13. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    actually three...

    What he said happened...
    What you said happened...
    And what really happened.
     
  15. galek_spoo

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    :o
     
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  17. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    So lifeskills says that it wasn't my fault and that my towel and I are the victims.
     
  18. Zombie Pornstar

    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    Someone fucking comment on my lame pic please.
     
  19. galek_spoo

    galek_spoo New Member

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    i'd dry my balls with em.


    oh and whats up with that rainbow towel this morning jyokker?
     
  20. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I felt like going to the beach! It was the only one I could find. And its not rainbow, its just multicolored.
     
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    tomato, tomaato.
     
  22. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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