FRK Donkey punching

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  1. Mizzark

    Mizzark OT Supporter

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    Are there really people out there that use such sexual maneuvers as the donkey punch, glass bottom boat, hot carl, dirty sanchez, abe lincoln, etc., or are they just creative, humorous terms to laugh at with beer drinking buddies at college parties?
     
  2. Mizzark

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    No, I'm not contemplating these things at all. I'm just curious if there's people out there that actually do them. I'm not here to judge either. I tell my friends a different "maneuver" each time i see them just to get a laugh, and they always ask if people do this. So I figured what better place to find out than here.
     
  3. dmora

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    :rofl:
    I'd take some serious balls to attempt that.
     
  4. psalm

    psalm Thanks niquesuave06 for the AV

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    Ok - I'll ask..? what's a donkey punch, glass bottom boat, hot carl, dirty sanchez, abe lincoln, etc.
     
  5. itchypony

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    I :dunno: either
     
  6. mandy9964

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    i heard they're really mean things to do when you're having sex.
     
  7. Edser

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    Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

    Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

    Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache.

    Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking a dump.

    theres loads more if youre into that kinda thing
     
  8. psalm

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  9. mandy9964

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    told you they were bad :ugh:
     
  10. Tornado6

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    You can find some of them in porn... which means someone has at least been paid to recreate them on film. Does that count?

    Odds are if it is in porn, some guy somewhere has tried to talk his girlfriend in to doing it. Does that count?

    Most of the ones listed involve some sort of "sneak attack" which usually means it won't ever, ever happen twice. "Kink" usually works best when there has been ample communication long before the "kink" goes down.

    Anyway, somebody somewhere has probably tried some of those moves on somebody else. Somebody somewhere probably enjoyed it too - especially the ones that aren't all about "haha, I got you!"
     
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    a buddy of mine donkey punched his ex-girlfriend, didn't knock her out though
     
  13. xxx

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    Um...No... :barf:
     
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    haha....what'd he say about it....better yet, what did she say about it?
     
  15. itchypony

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    I've seen enough, thanks.
     
  16. Imthatgirl

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    she was probably like :wtf:
     
  17. Hoss

    Hoss Nah, i had water yesterday

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    Abe Lincoln- Where you complete a Donkey Punch, while shes knocked out you shave off all of her pubes and use the jizz to make her a makesift beard/goatee.

    Chilli Dog-Shit on a girls chest and titty fuck her.
     
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  18. MsBehavin

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    The things you learn on OT :)
     
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    New York Style Taco - Get really drunk and when you go down on the girl you vomit in her box.
     
  20. Mizzark

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    :rofl:
     
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    Oh damn, learned some new ones.

    Here is a funny one to add.

    The Rodeo - While doing a girl from behind lock yourself around her lower back and say "wow youre almost as good as your sister" and see if you can hold on for the whole 8 seconds.
     
  22. DXMDTM

    DXMDTM If the rule you followed brought you to this, what

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    That's not The Rodeo.

    To start off, you need to do a little setup. Get 4-5 of your buds in your closet, and give them all some pots and pans. Then put a cowboy hat on. When your girl gets there, take her up to you room, then start "doing your business." After a bit, flip her over to doggy style. Using some aforementioned signal ("Yee-haw!" would make this perfect), have your buddys come bursting outta your closet as loudly as they possibly can, banging the pots and pans together, scaring the bejezzus outta your girl. Just grab onto her thighs and hold on for dear life, just like if you were riding in the rodeo.

    That's The Rodeo.
     
  23. TronikX

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    some people just got no respect for woman..sheeesh :squint:
     
  24. Daddio

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    Danza Slap - after getting head, slap her in the face with your dick and say "Who's the Boss?"
     
  25. The Acclude

    The Acclude Makin' love is cool, but sometimes she needs her h

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    omfg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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