does sleep position affect growth?

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  1. ReFreshing

    ReFreshing OT Supporter

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    might be a dumb questions... but lets say i have a chest day for instance and i sleep face down the entire night, would it affect its growth or repair?
     
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    Anabolic Pop-Tarts New Member

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    Jesus tapdancing monkey fucker.
     
  3. Abomb

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    ok bro, since u asked and seem like a cool guy im gonna let you in on the secrets that us pros use. right before u go to sleep, insert the largest, blackest butt plug you can find and sleep on it. this will make sure your body stays anabolic all night long. good luck with your weight lifting journey.
     
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    ... i don't think so. I've slept both ways and grown through either? :dunno:
     
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    so you don't use TXLBS' as a plug anymore?
     
  6. Abomb

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    had to purchase my own :naughty:


    been anabolic ever since
     
  7. evolude

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    how many roses?
     
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    :eek3:
     
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    I've been doing this for months and have seen some serious gains in the asshole region.
     
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    butt plugs eh? :naughty:
     
  11. keeler

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    keep in mind, only giant black ones work.
     
  12. Abomb

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    yes, please stick to the butt plug anabolic guidelines for optimum results.
     
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    no but it can affect your posture
     
  15. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    I like to write the name of my favorite bodybuilder on it for added effect.
     
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    solid bro, solid :bowdown:
     
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    will this potentially damage my kidneys or should i drink 1-2gal of water a day?
     
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    you dropped your black butt plug, you better come back.
     
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    I like to sleep on an inversion table, upside down. That way, not only do my muscles grow bigger, but longer. Double the gains!
     
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    whatever you do, don't go sleep in orbit
     
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    Formz Hipster Santa OT Supporter

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    The simple fact that this thread exists leads me to believe that F&N, as well as the rest of humanity, is doomed to die in a blazing pit of stupid.
     
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