Does GNC still sell any prohormones?

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  1. Tard Carnival

    Tard Carnival New Member

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    DISCLAIMER: I am not interested in them. I am still so damn far below genetic potential I would not have need for unnatural enhancement for years.

    BUT, a friend of mine is getting... a significant "shipment" from GNC soon, and he's not very knowledgeable. If there's zero chance of any of the supplements he gets being anything stronger than nitric oxide and snake oil, I won't bother mother henning him, but if some of it is potentially prohormone style shit, I'll have to read him the riot act about support chemicals and no drinking, etc.

    Thank you.
     
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    not that I'm aware of
     
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    I work there and I can't recall seeing anything, we have "testosterone boosters" but most just use herbal bullshit that doesn't do jack shit
     
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    just do it, you pussy :mamoru:
     
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    Good to hear. Thanks guys.
     
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    Franchise stores like GNC are usually the first ones to get rid of banned supplements months before their ban date. I remember when i used to work at GNC and we were taking Ephedra off the shelves like 3 months before.
     
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    oh lord, he probably got the "growth hormone derived from sea kelp" or some shit
     
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    :rofl:

    I'm going to go through his whole bag tomorrow, and mock most of his shit, I'm sure. I'll report back on what he actually got, for shits.
     
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    funny how its always for "the friend"
     
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    I'm fucking 170lbs @ 16%bf and 5'10" you miserable fuck.

    I also don't give a fuck about anything, so if I were going to fuck my liver up with some untested oral prohormones, I'd be asking questions like "Which liver protecting supplements should I get" and "Am I going to get rebound gyno from superdrol?"

    So you know what? Fuck yourself with your hotdog biceps, faggot. Fuck everything you stand for, including your asinine assumptions. I don't need unnatural enhancement at this point, and if I wanted it, I'd be asking in my own goddamned name, you skinny little shithead.
     
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    GNC sucks
     
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    damn dude, you're fucking huge
     
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    Duhrrrrrrrrr, reading not your strong suit?
     
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    haha wow, im saving this as the new tize response
     
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    :rofl: really, I don't care. I've never made a single claim of being anything close to big, and if I were going to go unnatural I'd admit to it, so no matter how "clever" he thinks he's being, he's just showcasing his stupidity.
     
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