Does anyone know how to check oil on a Porsche 997?

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  1. Jason_99ozGS

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    Shit is such a pain in the ass :greddy:
     
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    shove metel stick in hole
     
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    Walk around to the front, pop the hood and find the reservoir.
     
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  6. Jason_99ozGS

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    There's no dipstick or engine in the front.
     
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    pull up to dealer...........
    Go grab breakfast while your oil change is being done......
    ??????
    profit?
     
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    on the wheel, near the turn signal.. There is a stick that controls the onboard cpu.
    Mouse around until you find OIL...

    Then let the car do self diagnostic.
     
  9. Jason_99ozGS

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    Seriously it's annoying... Where is the fucking dipstick? I don't like waiting 30 seconds for the computer to measure the oil level.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    OTers always find creative ways to brag. :bigok:
     
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    don't bother trying, its pretty much assumed that the rear mail seal is leaking from the day you buy it and the engine is going to need a very expensive overhaul.


    enjoy your shithole car faggot, good thing you didnt buy a much faster, much cheaper, much more reliable corvette.
     
  12. Jason_99ozGS

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    Yea I know... They still should have put a fucking dipstick on the car :o
     
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    It's right next to the crank start and the carburetor
     
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    You already tried it, didn't you?
     
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    why do you care? you dont have one.
     
  16. Jason_99ozGS

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    :bowdown:
     
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    Shit needs to be air-freighted to Stutgart for specialist mechanic to change oil. Only a minor annoyance.
     
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    POS corvettes... Thanks for the laugh, fucktard.
     
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    so wait, it will actually calculate how much oil it has?
     
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    Yes sir..

    Why is that such a shock?
     
  22. Jason_99ozGS

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    Yea, here it is figuring it out :mamoru:
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    Well, if it's like the new BMW's, you can't.
     
  24. Jason_99ozGS

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    Thing needs more oil than a 1970s Cessna though, fuck
     
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    Because I havent seen that before?

    I know nothing about a Porsche, so excuse my ignorance :ugh2:
     

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