Does anyone else get gnarly hemorrhoids?

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  1. Seraph

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    I can't do squats because the pressure/strain gives me the roids (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN LOL!).

    My leg workouts come from jump roping, elliptical, and calf raises. Anything else seems to cause too much strain for my cornhole.

    Any recommendations on some good leg workouts that WON'T give me swollen veins of the ass?

    (This is a serious question. If you look back a couple months, I've posted of my hemorrhoid problems before)
     
  2. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    I'd say anything where you're really straining and flexing your core is going to do it it. Sorry

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    When I switched my HRT from Test Gel to Cyp I started getting ass tulips. Muscle milk will do it to me as well.

    Here's some advice, if you have hemorrhoids don't ever wear white underwear. :noes:
     
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    I have that problem, but it's because I didn't used to eat a lot of fiber.

    Make sure your fiber intake is really good, that will help.
     
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    use protocydel

    Its a steroid cream that reduces the hemroids and eases the pain.
    I get them but I think its due to genetics. Comes and go. Eventually I will get them cut out.

    Not exactly a nice comfortable thing to have.
    But doesnt stop me from squatting or doing leg workouts.

    Start off lighter and learn not to use your bowel when straining. Practice until your comfortable then go up in weights.
     
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    I've got them twice, both times pretty mild.
     
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    I had one rupture externally which was pretty awesome



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    Supposedly, if you "pull up" with your sphincter as you're squatting, it will prevent hemorrhoids. I mean like the muscle you use to stop pissing... flex that hard and you'll feel your sphincter contract, too. Basically it's like the opposite of trying to push out a crap.
     
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