Do not do kegels while masturbating!

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  1. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    It can prove extremely dangerous to eyesight and foreign objects in the room. Last night I was expecting a normal orgasm.... well I was flexing the entire time and nearly shot myself in the face and got it all over the desk :wtc:
     
  2. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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  3. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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  4. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    you almost got to see what it was like to get a facial :p
     
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    huntz0r New Member

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    What if that happened and it turned you on?

    What then, indeed.
     
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    lauren Active Member

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    do you normally dribble?
     
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    wack0 New Member

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    mine never shoots far :(
     
  8. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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    Then you enjoy giving yourself facials and you have a great way to entertain yourself when you're bored :p
     
  9. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    I'd say most men dribble unless true intercourse especially if you spank it every day.
     
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    lauren Active Member

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    im not interested in what most men do.


    so, you typically dribble? and if im correct, this time you almost shot yourself in the eye, right?
     
  11. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    wait, so why dont you just catch it in your hand as it comes out? thats what ive always done :dunno:
     
  12. whamola

    whamola Tonight....you.

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    Sometimes that shit gets out of control. I was fooling around w/ a chick once getting head, and when it came time to go, she backed away like 3 feet, still got her. Shit was outta control.

    Eh, it's 4am..just realized i used "shit's outta control twice.:..oh well.
     
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    Kinks Sup. OT Supporter

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    I've shot further than my head from a horizontal position :naughty:
     
  14. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    My bf hit his neck the other day when he was splooging. He does kegels on a normal basis, even when not horny.
     
  15. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    Never done kegels and I shoot that far normally (unless I went within a few hours) :dunno:
     
  16. Falconer

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    Better than "all over the monitor" :rofl:

    Looking at internet pr0n?

    Ok, for those of you who spank it at your desk while looking at internet pron, where do you shoot it when you're done?
     
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    Chris90210 New Member

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    You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
     
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    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    the more times i come close to ejaculation, then hold off, the farther it shoots

    i was nailing my wife from behind, pulled out, and shot it over her head onto the floor the other day
     
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    So in for answer :hs:
     
  20. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    i always do it before/while masturbating. i'll be doing the kegels and then i'm like... well hey... while i'm here, i guess i'll go to town.
     
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    Christ, I gotta start doing these things. Any good DIY manuals out there? :x:
     
  22. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    lol I have a special towel.. but last night I was too lazy to pick it up.

    Sometimes I get creative and do it elsewhere besides my desk but the risk of getting caught is higher :noes:
     
  23. busydoingnothing

    busydoingnothing A broken man too tough to cry

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    The day I realized "I should put my left hand a little bit above my cock" was a revolutionary day in my masturbation technique. Prior to that, I would usually have to slow down as I came to regulate the distance, otherwise I'd get it all over my stomach and stuff. I hardly ever dribble on the first time.
     
  24. skitcy

    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    wtf I hate having the shit on my hands though and it'd go all over your hand gross. haha get a towel and pull it up above for catchers mit ftw.
     

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