LGBT Do A Queer Eye On Straight Guy For Me *pics*

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by EvilJediJ, May 11, 2004.

  1. EvilJediJ

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    Hey would you guys mind doing a little queer eye for the straight guy on me

    Here is a pic of me. Not dressed to go out or anything, just hanging.
    http://server6.uploadit.org/files/EvilJediJ-ohgoddoilookmetro.jpg

    Here are some clothes of mine that I would wear going out to say college parties. Pretty normal clothes for that stuff. The greyish shirt on the top left I would wear to a club. I'd probably go black or brown dress shoes with that stuff too. Brown with the brown shirt, black with everything else in that pic.

    http://server6.uploadit.org/files/EvilJediJ-clothes.jpg

    Pic of me wearing no earrings and a hat

    http://server6.uploadit.org/files/EvilJediJ-105.jpg

    Here is what I would wear just on a hot day out and about, with some reebok classics and low cut socks

    http://server6.uploadit.org/files/EvilJediJ-summerclothes.jpg
     
  2. RedGoober4Life

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    You don't need any critiquing. :hs: :naughty: :wiggle:
     
  3. NOVAJock

    NOVAJock Modded & Underrated

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    I'm not really into horizontal stripes.....bright vibrant colors are good sometimes as long as they don't clash with what you're wearing. The New York Yankees ball cap looks too big for your head.
     
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    :squint: Yeah the hat does look a little big. :hs:

    But I don't see the problem with the stripes. :wiggle:
     
  5. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    First off, you’re a lil cutie, and so is that girl on your lap... You two look good together, and I like what she is doin with her hair...but she needs a lil product to sharpen the look (and directional layering wouldn't hurt either ;)).

    You need to not wear a hat. You have a good facial structure, clean skin, and nice hair...so don't obstruct that view. Let yourself be seen. You also have good natural arch, so get it cleaned up with a quick wax...be sure to stress to the person that you wanna keep your brows natural and thick.

    Damn, you are a fan the horrid horizontal strip. Some hori-strips you can pull off; most you cannot. The multi-stripped numbers are a no--a very, very sharp no. Be weary of the cotton grays, as the fading is bad. From the lil bit of your build that I can see, you would do best with strong solid colors (natural, to naturally dark and certain shades of blue (but NOT that base sky blue, gold/red striped number that is hiding in the right center-corner of that clothes pic...burn that)).

    And I didn’t see anything club worthy in you wardrobe. But that is just me…

    As for a lil bit of the culture, you need to get rid of all of your wire hangers. How a man takes care of his clothes says a lot about him, and girls notice these things. Unless you are breaking into a car, you have no need for a wire hanger. A good wooden hanger is best for the couture, but a uniform plastic hanger I guess will do if you must...
     
  6. NOVAJock

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    "NO WIRE HANGERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!"
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  7. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I almost yelped! That is the scariest bitch ever!!!!! Looks like an old drag queen...
     
  8. Sam Gamgee

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    lose the earring... that's so 90's

    Other than that, you got a good look going on.
     
  9. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    CHRISTINAAAAA!!!!! GET ME THE AX!
     
  10. NOVAJock

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    Joan Crawford: she gave new meaning to the term: "Bitch in high heels"
     
  12. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I remember....:eek3:
     
  13. EvilJediJ

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    What do you mean by strong , natural colors? Just like normal blue,red, etc?

    I have two earrings, does that make it less 90's? It seems when guys have earrings this day its two.
     
  14. EvilJediJ

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    Also how can I clean up my eyebrows myself?

    Are you saying vertical stripes are in? Or just no stripes at all?
     
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    strong colors = vibrant, bright (bright reds, yellows, blues, etc.)

    Earth tones would be natural colors, less vibrant, more subdued, at times, more complimentary to the human body due to hair, skin and eye colors.
     
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    I use a beard trimmer with an adjustable attachment that cuts in various lengths.

    Vertical strips are always more complimentary to bodily shapes, than horizontal stripes are. Just my personal taste though.
     
  17. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    And when someone says 'strong, natural colors', Jedi3, that would mean an earthy color that is 'deep' or 'rich' (think high impact color). For example, a jet black, rich cream, sandalwood, or deep mahogany would do well against your skin tone.
     
  18. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    uhh no. No do it yourself... You gotta hit a wax. It's quick, easy, and costs less than 10 (usually $5-$9) every 2-3 weeks depending on hair growth.

    Although vertical strips are better than horizontal strips, I'd just say no strips at all. However, if you can pull off linen (and trust me, you can...) the natural vein of the material is strip enough....:bigthumb:
     
  19. EvilJediJ

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    No way i am going to hit a wax just to do my eyebrows. I'm not that metro. 5-9 dollars every two-three weeks is $85-$234 a year. Way too much for eyebrows.

    Better to leave it as is? Or try myself?
     
  20. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I mean, people like NOVA said you could do it on your own... I'll default to them on this one.
    [​IMG] or, they do sell wax in the stores... You could have it professionally done the first time to set the template, and just maintain it yourself with the store purchased wax. Or, get your girl to do it (I used to shave/wax my man...i made it erotic :o).

    And $234/year is NOT too much for eyebrows. I have not even started on your nails and feet yet. Nor tan...
     
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    My tan is paying me money... I heart detailing.

    $234 a year could buy him an english whore. Now, I don't know about you, but I'd have more fun discussing things with the cheap english whore than the lady doing my eyebrows. Whenever I get my haircut, I feel awkward talking to them.
     
  22. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    I don't like how they ALL call me 'baby'...
     
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    I get "hun." The occasional "Cor." I hate "Cor." I hate when people that I've met 5 minutes ago call me by name every chance I get. When people take my credit card and then they say, now you have a good night Mr. _______. :ugh: Are you going to stalk me now? I have problems.
     
  24. CoCo

    CoCo ...is a Queer Don!! OT Supporter

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    hearing lil ethnic ladies (choppily) call you 'baby' makes me feel as if I just went to a street walker or something... :ugh:
     
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    But it is mildly better then large ethnic ladies talking about getting tested. :ugh:
     

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