MMA diving into a pit of herpes the optamix story

Discussion in 'OT Bar' started by The Ripper, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2006
    Messages:
    8,368
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Colorado Springs, Co
    Dear Timbo

    , your recent decisions have been called into question by not only your freinds but also by people on the internet. The offtopic cage crew community has been aware of your foolish antics for quite some time now and have subtly been attempting to correct this behaviour with passive comments and/or humourous banter. It has come to out attention that this course of action has failed and more direct measures are in order.

    This letter is written out of love and know that when I say you have the decision making skills of a retarded 12 year old with a masterbation addiction it is said out of love. We have all witnessed the whole Lany affair and your various bitch made ways of dealing with it but the new decision to fight capt. herpes is by far the dumbest decision you have ever made. I have put together 3 points of argument that we shall cover in great detail.

    1. The mother fucker has herpes.
    2. The mother fucker has herpes
    3. The mother fucker has herpes

    As stated in the first premice the mother fucker has herpes. Have you seen a bitch with herpes? I have and mother fucker you dont want that shit. Its rare that I will say a bitch cant suck my dick. Especially since I enjoy getting my dick sucked. Hell 9/10 times I will allow a ugly or fat bitch to partake in a suck of the penis because it feels great. In terms of getting my dick sucked the standards are very low but mother fucker if a bitch has herpes that bitch aint sucking shit. You know its pretty bad when I wont let a bitch suck my dick.

    Which brings me to my secound point, the mother fucker has herpes. Now you have to be aware that there is a possibility that you will get face herpes by getting in the ring with the fighter that we will from now on call capt. herpo. The mother fucker has herpes of course its a fucking possibility. Now your arguement is that you will be able to tell if he has the face herpes and your wrong mother fucker.

    According to my research that mother fucker can catch that shit in the scalp and as you are rolling around getting all ghey with your BJJ. He is going to be rubbing his herp infested face all over your bodies. Im sorry but if there is no gayer way to get herpes then getting it from rolling around with some guy. I mean shit at least if you got burned by a bitch you can say "well at least it was a bomb peice of ass or damn that bitch got me"

    No mother fucker! You cant even say that shit! Because you are going in there and knowingly entering into a pit of herpes. Who the fuck does that.

    This leads to my third and final point,The mother fucker has herpes. He has fucking herpes on his face, not on his balls, not on his mouth, on his mother fucking face. Who the fuck has face herpes, I mean seriously who? YOU MOTHER FUCKER! your going to have the face herpes. Its not even the kind of herpes you can fucking deny! Every body is going to know you have that shit! I mean you know this mother fucker has this shit!

    You cant hid the face herpes if you have herpes in your mouth no one has to know. If you got it in your pants, no ones gonna see that shit. You cant hide your face mother fucker! We arent ninjas and you cant hold a fucking job! Imagine going to a job interview and then the ladies interviewing you and says OMG this mother fucker has face herpes fuck that shit! That mother fucker aint getting no job here. I wouldnt hire some one with face herpes.

    FACE FUCKING HERPES!

    Look I understand the point your making, yeah you might not get it. Chances are you wont fucking get it.








    But MOTHER FUCKER you can get that shit!

    FACE FUCKING HERPES!!!

    That is enough for me not to be in the same room as this kids FUCK THAT SHIT!!! Its face herpes! This is like the end all be all of herpes. This is the fucking herpes that your going to get and can ruin your life. Like people will not even want to hug you and shit! You will fall under the same category as the mother fucking lepers. I mean look at this shit.


    [​IMG]

    face fucking herpes

    fuck that shit!

    Timmy in this year of 09, I am against face herpes. I am against freinds getting face herpes and more then all I am against even being in the same 500 yard radius of a mother fucker that has face fucking herpes. FUCK THAT SHIT! Imagine coming home to your momma, the only bitch that can truly love you unconditionaly. You go to give her a hug and she says FUCK THAT SHIT! Thats fucked up and thats what happens when you have face herpes.

    In conclusion I would like to remind you that there is a chance that you can and will get face herpes from this shit. I hope you dont but if you do I will fucking laugh hard as hell and then tell the story of my kids about the mother fucker that got face herpes. You dont want to be the mother fucker that got face herpes you want to be the mother fucker that was almost stupid enough to get face herpes. Thats nowhere near as bad. Thats what you need to be. Face fucking herpes. FUCK THAT SHIT. I would like to leave you with the words of other cage members that understand the gravity of the situation. Such as the imortal DragOn and the ever present Checkii, both scholars and gentlemen. Both dont have face herpes.

    Fuck yeah!
     
  2. MyLittleAirport

    MyLittleAirport OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2005
    Messages:
    18,204
    Likes Received:
    0
    Oh snaps, INtervention :bowdown:
     
  3. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2005
    Messages:
    25,967
    Likes Received:
    0
  4. HouseLing

    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2002
    Messages:
    9,330
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    SoCal
  5. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2005
    Messages:
    9,815
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Tamarac, FL
    No joke, REAL FUCKING TALK!

    DO NOT TAKE THIS FIGHT!
     
  6. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 2006
    Messages:
    9,690
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Hong Kong
    :bowrofl:

    Ripper i read this out in your drunken fogel voice.

    and :rofl: " we arent ninjas and you cant hide that shit "
     
  7. f-g

    f-g OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2005
    Messages:
    5,106
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol
     
  8. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2006
    Messages:
    8,368
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Colorado Springs, Co
    thats how its supposed to be read haha I might make a video for this one
     
  9. brolli

    brolli OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Apr 21, 2005
    Messages:
    12,802
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    CHERRY HILL, NJ
    legendary thread lol
     
  10. kopetzki

    kopetzki Banned

    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2005
    Messages:
    10,590
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Jacksonville FL
  11. 2ofdem

    2ofdem OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2003
    Messages:
    114,854
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    aus.vic.mel
  12. apman0000

    apman0000 OT Supporter

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2005
    Messages:
    13,583
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Kansas City area
    it would suck to catch face herpes for a thousand bucks or whatever you'd make by taking the fight.
     
  13. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2006
    Messages:
    1,277
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Grand Prairie, Texas
    Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests) SaviouR, SoKo

    Tim, where's your dignity?
     
  14. Sammo

    Sammo New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2005
    Messages:
    43,376
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Southern Canada
  15. Sylva

    Sylva New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    5,974
    Likes Received:
    0
    :bowdown::bowdown:

    :rofl:

    Real Talk, IMO.
     
  16. saabguy

    saabguy Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2003
    Messages:
    16,960
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Loserville. Population: 1
    so how did this other dude "catch" face-herpes?
     
  17. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    .
     
  18. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2004
    Messages:
    7,880
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Alabama
    allthatshit.txt


    cliffs?
     
  19. Kenny Dalglish

    Kenny Dalglish New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2003
    Messages:
    5,828
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Queens
    you gonnas gets burned up
     
  20. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2004
    Messages:
    7,880
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Alabama
    Look guys, he has to pass a pre fight medical. They won't let him fight if he has an outbreak. He can't get a license if there is any health risk to me at all.

    Quit blowing this out of proportion.
     
  21. Sylva

    Sylva New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    5,974
    Likes Received:
    0
    So, why do you think he was sent home from T.U.F?
     
  22. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 9, 2004
    Messages:
    7,880
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Alabama
    Because he was having an outbreak.

    Don't think I'm not going to pull the Dr. giving the medical exams aside and tell him to check EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY for signs of an infection. If there is one I won't even hug his mom. No offense to all you guys out there, but I'm going to trust the opinion of a Dr. over you guys. If the Dr. says it's safe to fight then I will. If he says no then I won't.
     
  23. Sylva

    Sylva New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2005
    Messages:
    5,974
    Likes Received:
    0
    No offense to all you, but I'm going to trust the opinions 20+ people that don't constantly make terrible life decisons like fighting a guy with herpes or fucking some nasty 4chan bitch on the hood of your car and then licking her bleeding ragged out pussy. If these guys here say it's not a good idea, I'm going to trust them and in turn, tell you, you're a dumb fuck.
     
  24. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Messages:
    3,149
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    CT
    :bowdown: epic post, good work rippah
     
  25. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

    Joined:
    Jun 29, 2003
    Messages:
    22,489
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    rain street
    [​IMG]
     

Share This Page