Dirty dancing?

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  1. DouggieJ

    DouggieJ OT Supporter

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    Say you're in a bar, pretty wasted and start talking with a girl you've never met before. After a little bit she gets you to go out dancing on the floor and things get a little steamy and you get hard as a rock. What do you do? Try to hide it or grind it into her or what?
     
  2. XaPU!M

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    Paint a face on it and give her a puppet show. Girls love puppets.
     
  3. just_another_on

    just_another_on New Member

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    Some girls like to feel it, some girls laugh at it :dunno:

    I've been to so many clubs and so many times, I dont even get hard any more :-\. Shit stopped happening after like... 5 months of clubbing 3 years ago.
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    We feel it and we don't care.
     
  5. THoC

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    ive never gotten hard from dancing.

    i guess if i did i would just go about my dancing ways and not care. its not like i have something to hide. guys have dicks!
     
  6. MCohen

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    Stop being 14 and getting boners from dancing
     
  7. D7

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    :bowrofl:

    pretty much
     
  8. knucks

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    :hs: and :rofl: at the same time.
     
  9. antihero

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    most times girls are happy with themselves if they like you.
     
  10. lawngn0me

    lawngn0me In every wish and dream and happy home, you will f

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    some girls get offended if you DON'T get hard.
     
  11. Pringles

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    It sounds like your attracted to females. Is there something wrong with that?
     
  12. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    Am I in bizarro world? Getting a boner while dancing is NOT appropiate or cool unless you've never been within arm's length of a girl in your entire life. People who get boners while dancing are the same guys who pitch a tent constantly whenever they see a girl.

    It's not appropiate. It's not.
     
  13. THoC

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    although i wouldnt go as far as calling it inappropriate i agree with you.

    unless you've never been w. a girl in your life getting a boner from dancing is pretty :ugh:
     
  14. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    a girl rubbing her ass all over your cock is bound to do something. It's not like they are square dancing:hsugh:
     
  15. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    If you're a horndog, yes. If you're normal, no.
     
  16. GammaRadiation

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    Getting a boner from a girl grinding her genitals on your genitals through a cotton dress as she wraps her arms around your neck and jiggles her tits in your face is not :ugh:. It's fucking normal unless you like packing fudge. Even if you're gay it is STILL direct physical stimulation. Do NOT tell me girls do not get wet from grinding because I've seen and felt it. It's part of the reason I dont like clubbing girls, their idea of fun is grinding their wet vagina on many guys in one night.
     
  17. Silmatharien

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    That being said, if you are dancing with a friend, they might get weirded out.
     
  18. Diesel66

    Diesel66 My standards for women is like rent-a-centers stan OT Supporter

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    who grinds with a friend ? :ugh:
     
  19. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Yes you're in a bizarro world because you think you know what is right and wrong for everyone....you don't.

    If you were as smart as you think you are, you would realize that EVERYONE is different and we all have different things that make us hot. Not only that, some people are extremely horny while others can go years without sex....there are also people in between the extreme.

    Who's to say what is normal....one person's normal is another persons freaky or prude.

    Don't be so judgmental...there's nothing wrong with getting a boner while dancing. It's probably abnormal for you but then again, you'll probably need viagra when you reach my age whereas I don't ever suspect I'll need it.
     
  20. Silmatharien

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    e.g. I am at a bar a few weeks ago with a bunch of girls. The one has a boyfriend but another guy at the bar keeps on coming up to her and trying to dance with her. This makes her uncomfortable so she comes and gets me and says "grind the shit out of me". Grinding ensues.
     
  21. D7

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    BF or not, she wants to bone you. :run: :run: :run: and don't look back
     
  22. Poopshoot

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    do you have a cock? if not then you do not know what you're talking about. A girl that you are interested in fucking is grinding her ass on your cock... and a normal person wouldn't get hard? :gtfo:
     
  23. MCohen

    MCohen #NotMyPresident #AmericaIsAlreadyGreat #GoSolar OT Supporter

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    Two words: Self Control

    It's inappropiate to sail at full mast in public.

    If I go to a yoga class, is it OK for me to let out my pink torpedo because the lady in front of me is putting her ass in my face?
     
  24. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I didn't mean it in a ":rolleyes: we don't care" way, I just meant we know it's there and it doesn't bother us in the least. If it did we'd quit dancing.
     
  25. BlackIce72

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    great example

    except you're not in yoga
    and yoga is for fitness
    and people generally don't go to yoga to socialize
    and in yoga you aren't touching other people
    and yoga is not an expression of sexuality/sensuality as much as very close dancing is



    if you get a boner you get a boner... big fucking deal

    don't beat yourself up over it
     

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