MIL Did I have a hemroid in bootcamp? *NWS*

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  1. Socrates

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    So tonight I was talking to a girl, and she was telling about her brother flexing his muscles, and she said "I told him he was going to get a hemroid."

    In my condescending laugh, I said "Hahaha --- you mean hernia. Silly female." --- but she said "No, seriously, if you stress out your muscles, you can get a hemroid. Like on your asshole."

    Not that I told her about it, but in boot camp, for almost the whole time, I had a bubble the size of a bubble in bubble wrap paper directly on my anus. It didn't hurt, but it was there. It eventually went away a couple weeks after boot camp.

    Was this caused by lifting heavy packs/carrying other recruits around during The Crucible, or what? Anyone know?
     
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    What the bloody hell? :run:
     
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    hemorrhoids only occur at the anus. peraps she was talking about a hemorrhage, when you break blood vessels.
     
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    sounds like you had a hemroid :hsugh:
     
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    :rofl:

    You should post this in the F&N forum, there are a lot of brolys on there who got hemroids from doing heavy squats and whatnot.
     
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    Yet I was somehow disappointed when there were none :o
     
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    Sounds like you had a hernia Socrates. Did your balls hurt as well? And did you get pain in your lower abs too?
     
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    Actually, my balls and lower abs did not hurt. That was never a problem.

    Does that happen when someone gets a hernia?
     
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    Yeah, I guess you didn't get a hernia. Common hernias for men for example if you work out/lift too hard the tissue wall seperating your small intestines from your nut sack tear. And your interstines will fall into your sack, very painful. I thought I had it a while back. Had like 4 docs check me. All negative on it.

    But if you ever get pain like that. See a doctor asap!
     

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