GUN Deer hunters at the bar

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  1. twistid

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    Deer hunters at the bar

    One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
     
  2. DaJMan

    DaJMan When i was young, i dreamed of being a baseball

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    oldy but goody... ive always wondered if that were worth trying if you happened to notice a cop car parked outside the bar :dunno:
     
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    well if they didn't catch anyone from that bar later down the road not much, but if they caught someone and could prove they were drunk leaving that bar you did that at . . . well you could be an accomplice or get aiding and abetting
     
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    :rofl: that's a good one
     
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    :rofl: nice
     
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    Here in CA at least if you aid and abet in the commission of a crime you are considered a principal in the crime. Since you would be, with specific intent, assisting others in committing a crime and doing so knowing that driving under the influence is a crime you would be guilty of DUI. Also, if someone who you are aiding happens to get into a car accident because they are intoxicated, and someone dies you would also be guilty of gross vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated.
     
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    You forgot weather and food, but yeah.
     
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