Dear Abbey: When a guy takes a girl to the most $$$$ sushi restaurant in town...

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  1. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    and you've been together before (the first time you make out like crazy, you get her off a couple of times with your hand and fingers, and you reveal yourself to have a small cock and sac but she sucks you to orgasm because she digs you anyway)....

    why oh why would you, when you're in town again two months later and after introducing her to your friends at the same restaurant and discover you both like Scrabble, go to a drug store, pick up a game, bring it back to the room, change your clothes while she jumps on the bed, then lie down while she sits on top of you to make out with you, STOP HER and say "If we're going to play, we should start because I'm getting too comfortable." Then, after the game is finished and you win by bluffing a word, make out with her again, start to doze off when she massages your face and scalp, come to and say, "we should get you on the road."

    Is it because you:

    A. really really like Scrabble;
    B. are self conscious about your penis even though she's had it in her mouth before;
    C. Tired and want to play it cool; or
    D. ?

    I mean if there was no interest when seeing her again two months later, shouldn't it have just stopped at the last date? And to take her to dinner where you knew your friends hung out - why drag it out if you didn't wanna go any further?
     
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  3. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    Was he a Scrabble fiend? Preying on ladies by promising sex? What's next? Underage Scrabble? Should he be restricted from being within 100 metres of school yards? Holy shit!
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: wow, just wow.
     
  5. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    god I love your AV!
     
  6. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    thanks! :hsd:
     
  7. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    d) sensed the ridiculing vibe the girl gave off last time, and was turned off.
     
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    You did what millions of girls do all the time, you teased her.

    I want to say cockblocked but..
     
  9. 123yenxtc

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    Then he wouldn't have asked her out the next time he was in town. Besides, she didn't ridicule him at all. She really liked him.
     
  10. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    Seems kind of reversed, though. Go through all the motions of setting up for sex but not go through with it even though she wanted to?
     
  11. krott5333

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    you must be gay :greddy:
     
  12. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    I guess my question is, if a girl you thought was smart, funny, cute - would you be at all self conscious about having a smaller than average package?
     
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    if its coming up now, she gave off a vibe. maybe, he doesnt think shes all that great after the second date?


    are you the bitch?
     
  14. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    I am playing agony aunt. They're still talking, though.
     
  15. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    whats your source?
     
  16. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    He told her that in person, on the phone, and in an e-mail.
     
  17. Yail Bloor

    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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    how small are we talking?

    do you mean small when flaccid, or small when erect, or both?
     
  18. 123yenxtc

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    both. apparently it was barely a mouthful. At a guess, less than 5 inches with what seemed like underdeveloped testicles. And the room wasn't cold.
     
  19. krott5333

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    no, because I have an average package. And I shave it, so it makes it look slightly above average :h5:
     
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    did i miss the main point in this theme by reading after an edit? cuz i have no idea what this is about at all, aside from a small penis and scrabble!
     
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    Chicks dig guys who shave (there)!
     
  22. 123yenxtc

    123yenxtc New Member

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    You didn't miss anything. We're trying to figure out if a guy who has a small penis was self conscious, tired, or REALLY REALLY into Scrabble so much so that he didn't have sex with his date! (Edit was because I couldn't spell.)
     
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    Steve Kerr 6 Time NBA Champion OT Supporter

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    I have no idea what you are trying to explain...

    too confusing.
     
  24. fray

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    is this mystery man you??
     
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    Self-conscious or nervous beyond functioning (possibly as a result of self-consciousness). The wang may or may not be the primary cause, however.

    No man is too tired for sex unless he is getting it reliably. And no man is that into Scrabble compared to sex with a woman unless he is gay or asexual.
     

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