LGBT DAMN THE BREEDERS!!! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!111one

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  1. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    So, last week, I was talking to a female colleague at work and I was saying how I was having a hard time meeting people I was interested in and who were interested in me too.

    And she said "I have the perfect guy for you!" She wanted to set me up with her boyfirend's close friend... This friend, Keiren, is a doctor... A DOCTOR!!!! and she showed me a picture of him and he's incredibly cute... totally my type!!! And she made him sound wonderful... funny, fun to be around, down to earth, loves to laugh...

    So, I gave her the link to my myspace and told her to give it to him... So, we were both all excited about it.

    And then nothing...

    So, today I ask her "What's up with that guy?"

    She says "Well... My boyfriend and I broke up this weekend, so I didn't get to talk to him about his friend"... And then she starts crying and telling me the story of the traumatic breakup (she moved here for him... they had been together for two years... the breakup was a total shock to her, etc...)

    So (just to sound totally selfish here for a minute), because of her breakup, I'm not going to meet this seemingly great guy...

    :(

    Talk about bad timing
     
  2. RenaultFreak

    RenaultFreak OMG

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    so we all are going to suffer because one (1) stupid bitch?
    not fair sammy, not fair :hs:
     
  3. spiffy_badrock

    spiffy_badrock I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

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    Sorry sam, come to florida and Ill find you a cute man...just tell me your type.
     
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    I am very grateful for my breeder friends. They had a hand in me being with the guy I am dating now and over the last couple of weeks have been slowly interviewing him to find out if he is right for me. He laughs!!!

    This is the first guy in long, long time I could see myself married too :eek3:

    Thank you breeders :wavey:
     
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  6. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    Yes... Generalizing is fun.
     
  7. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    I can't live in Florida... Too hot and humid for this Yankee.

    Thanks, though! :)
     
  8. Sam Gamgee

    Sam Gamgee Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right. OT Supporter

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    good ideas.... :)

    why are you "Straight and celebate"???
     
  9. Crazzy_Al

    Crazzy_Al New Member

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    And you can't find time for some strange trim? Tsk Tsk. :rofl:

    As Bill Cosby always said... "There's always room for pussy"...errr...wait he said, "Jell-O." Make time good buddy, make time. It's a great stress reliever. :big grin:
     
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    Crazzy_Al New Member

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    I work 90+ hours a week between my two jobs (mortgage broker by day, bouncer by night) and I workout 3-6 days a week and I always find time to take care of wifey. :big grin: Hell, will you really miss 1 more hour of sleep? Use that 1 hour for sexy time. :big grin:
     

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