Damn...Now I'm worried. (update from last night)

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  1. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Update from this thread ... I'm embarrassed to write this because of the way it turned out but its early in the morning and no else is awake and I just got home so I need to vent:o:o:o....

    So I had the 3rd date last night. I ended up takin just a treat for the dog. Which turned out to be fine.

    It started off weird cause she had her roommate over (who i thought was goin to be gone) then another friend came over. So we all had dinner together. It was ok but I felt out of place and did not really talk much. Played mostly with the dog, lol, who is super cute.

    Anyway, the room mate (and friend) were there cause they were leaving very early the next morning for a trip so whatever. I withstood it. The room mate and friend ended up turning in early (9pm! good) and we stayed up and watched a movie. Finally alone with her, we had great conversation together. I was funny and slightly cocky. We partly watched the movie cause we were talkin about other things which was fine. Once the movie ended, we kept talking until like Midnight and then I decided to make my move. She didn't back off at all. So we made out for a good 15mins.

    At one point, the dog started crying in her room so we went to see it and she said she was going to put him to bed and if I wanted I was welcome to stay, if i didn't mind sharin the bed with the dog (wait...What?!) I thought about leaving but I said to myself I'll stay for a while longer.

    I ended up staying the whole night. :rofl:
    We made out more and more and things progressed further and she fully advanced it as well. I thought to myself I wonder how far will she let me go. Well, she let me go all the way.

    Here's where it got interesting...When we ready to have sex, I was fully erect but I just could not get a good position with her after the first try. I could also feel that she was very tight. Just getting one finger in was hard. It was weird. Then I thought I finally had a good shot at inserting my dick in her and I felt the damn dog licking my butt! I was a lil bit disturbed about that. We laughed it off though but I had the dog in the back of my head now cause he stayed on the bed asleep.

    Here's the fucked up part .... I lost my erection after that and so i went to the bathroom to go pee and as I was doing so I felt a pain from my balls all the way up my side. I was like fuck. I've felt this pain before like a couple of weeks ago but ignored it. So after peeing i went back to the bed and we started making out again and tried gettin hard again but couldn't. Everytime I did get hard, I couldn't get a good position for insertation. And then on top of that the damn pain started again.

    So anyway, we tried many times, used many condoms but I just couldn't it get going. We finally gave up and fell asleep. The last attempt was this morning. I was giving her a backrub and my dick on her butt felt so good that I got hard and we tried again from behind but then I got a damn cramp in my leg and I nearly fell off the bed from the pain and now I'm worried about this other pain that shoots up from my balls to my groin.

    Even sitting here right now, it hurts mildly. On the drive home, it hurt as well.
    I'm thinking about calling my doctor today and making an appt for later this week cause this shit is upsetting.

    I don't think it helped also that I got hit in the balls earlier this week by someone. But like I said I had this pain BEFORE that was well. I don't know what it could be but its weird. I wonder if I need viagra?? lol, at 30yrs old though! Thats crazy! I wonder if I have EDS or whatever that shit is called. :o:ugh:

    As for the girl, she was very apologtic...She felt bad about the whole situation. I didn't tell her I had a shooting pain though. I just told her I don't know whats going on but its not happening. I told her this was my first time this happened also.
    I could tell she was very disappointed:( I know she wanted it bad and I did too but i fucking fell apart. It sucks. I hope I didn't blow my chances with her...she did say to call her though. And I asked her what she was doing next weekend. SO...maybe plans for hooking up again could be possible but I'm not sure. I don't want to hook up again and this shit happen again. I'm fucking embarrassed as it is now.

    CLIFFS: Meet girl on third date, both of us were ready to bang but my space shuttle did not have a full take off. Complete failure. And now I am concerned with a shooting pain I have in my balls to my groin.:o Am I going to die? :(
     
  2. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    I've thought about trying to wack it right now just to see if it works or what the fuck but I don't really want too...:o
     
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    Go see a doctor......

    But at age 30 you should know that if just getting 1 finger in was difficult, you definitely need more foreplay in that area before going for the kill...or maybe ask if she has some lube?
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    She was more than ready when I went for the kill. I spent a good long time on foreplay (deep kissing, kissin her neck, ear, fondling & kissing breasts, fingering her) I went down on her and spent like 20mins giving her oral and she goes 'Ok, lets have sex please!'
     
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    :o Ok maybe she was just nervous then...I wouldnt sweat it too much. The last thing you want to do is have it anywhere near the front of your mind the next time you are in bed with her.
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Yea, I won't. I'm more worried about this pain. I'll ask my Dr. about ED too:o
     
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    muscle cramp + dog licking your ass = no reasonable expectation to keep an erection, so don't sweat it.

    Do bring the game to your crib next time around tho.
     
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    could the pain in your groin be blue-balls? Definitely sounds like the right symptoms, and it kills until you 'wack it.' I feel for you, man.
     
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    Hey, at least you know she wants to fuck you.

    Good job :bigthumb:
     
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    moon cricket mia, i'm a cop

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    how did her coot taste ?
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    ha, maybe I don't know...Before last night, it was a year since being with a girl in that way:o




    :werd: I'm planning on it...maybe next weekend. We'll see.





    Like you said, Women need sex too :big grin:

    We actually joked about that while we made out. She said her students will be thanking me cause maybe it'll make her less evil to them, lol, I told her 'well, you have my email, give it to them and they can send me a thank you note'
     
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    lol, so thats why my bitchy teachers had random bouts of niceness every once in a while.


    too bad you fucked them over :squint: now not only is she horny but she's gonna feel like it was her fault.

    never tell a girl "this never happened before" then 1 it makes them think about the other girls you've been with, and 2 it makes them think that they aren't even good enough to keep you hard. both things you dont want them thinking about.

    you should have been straight foward about it, related what was happening to an incident that occured. ie: getting kicked in the groin by a friend, or the pains in the side. anything like "i must have pulled something working out because i have really bad pain in my lower back and its making this really difficult"

    this is just for future reference, obviously nothing you can do about it now.
     
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    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Goddamn...that was funny that the dog was licking your ass. He wanted to help!! :rofl:

    Dude don't be embarrassed you just had other issues going on. Regarding the pain...it does sound odd but perhaps you just have a pinched nerve or something. See a doc about it.

    I wouldn't sweat ED right now....I mean there's all sorts of other shit going on and if you bring it up to your doc...he might prescribe viagra. That shit can lead to bad stuff happening and should only be taken if you really need it...you don't sound like you do.
     
  14. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    The thing with the dog was weird...He kept lookin at us like wtf are they doing? haha

    I remember I took half of a Viagra pill once like two years ago and I got hard driving to the girls house and I was like FUCK TOO SOON TOO SOON :rofl: I had to unzipped my pants and pull them down cause I had a massive erection. I felt like It was goin to explode. I lost it eventually thinking about other things cause I couldn't even drive straight with it. :rofl:

    It was alright though cause I still got hard when we had sex.
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    I just talked to her about it like 20mins ago, i think its all good. she seemed to understand...I think I'm prolly goin over to her place again next weekend. Her dog is still a puppy so she doesn't feel good leaving it alone.
     
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    buy her a dog obedience book. dog sleeping on your bed really isnt a good idea anyway
     
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    the dog part just makes your post insanely funny :rofl:

    sucks about the erection thing and pain. hopefully when you go to the doctor, they can figure out what the deal is so you can get back to business safely :naughty:
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Yea, the dog sleeping on the bed was weird when we were on the bed.
    She just got him though so she's going through the new phase thing. It'll prolly last a couple of weeks.
     
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    actually, the habits that are established initially are likely to remain in the future
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Well next time, I WILL put him on the floor.
     
  21. Falconer

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    Fixed.

    How could you leave about the most important (and funniest) part? :rofl:

    In all seriousness, I don't think you messed up or anything. She probably thinks it was somehow her fault and she'll probably give you another try.
     
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    i laughed so fucking hard when i read 'inserted' but yea man go to the doc and get that pain checked out, seriously.
     
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    Oh yeah....act like you didn't like him licking your ass. We know the truth. :rofl:
     
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    it doesnt work like this. dogs are creatures of habit. shes on her way to having a shitty poorly behaved dog. The dog should never sleep in her bed, or else the dog will obviously think that thats it's bed. the leader sleeps in the best bed. everytime the dog sleeps in her bed she might as well tell it in doggy language "you don't have to listen to anything i say or respect my authority"
     
  25. Falconer

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    Yeah, have her watch Caesar Millian's show "the Dog Whisperer." Unlike the name suggests, it's not hokey like "the Horse Whisperer." It's just a guy with a masterful command of dog training/pack structure.

    Here's an analogy:

    Mystery : social dynamics :: Caesar : Dog social dynamics
     

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