Dammit, I inadvertantly asked someone to fuck

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  1. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    She's a bartender for one of my clients, and we were talking shit in the basement of the place. We were talking in a mirror while she fucked around with her hair. After she was done saying how passionate she is about finding and making new cocktails, I said to her, "maybe you could come to my place and show me what to do with all my scotch and ice"

    She answered, "not a bad idea" with a really coy and sexy grin :naughty:




























    :run:

    I was only trying to joke that that's the only shit I would mix! Fuck, now I either up the ante or put the kebash on it :hs:
     
  2. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    :noes:

    I already put down a little more game...I was there for some live music the other night. I turned down a scotch and asked for her favorite. "One of yours if you've got any" :naughty:
















    :run: I'm a married man
     
  3. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    :hsd: ah, good grief, good grief :hsd:
     
  4. I Pwn Noobs

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    and how is this a problem?
     
  5. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    unbearable temptation coupled with opportunity :wtc:
     
  6. Camaro > rice

    Camaro > rice New Member

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    so, just hit that shit and get it over with.... unless shes fat or something.:squint:
     
  7. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    :ugh2: at all you dumbfucks telling him to cheat on his wife.

    I say good for you for realizing that you should be resisiting the temptation. However, I gotta say, you're being kinda dumb for not just getting yourself away from the situation and/or just telling her you are married and can't cheat.

    CHEATING. IS. WRONG!!
     
  8. justinhazard

    justinhazard New Member

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    And BlazinBlazer guy is right don't cheat on your wife, you will fuck your relationship over... She will find out eventually and if she doesn't then your gonna feel like a shitface for the rest of time, as soon as you fuck her and are laying beside her you are going to think "oh fuck, look what i did". I'll tell you what, :wackit: right before you plan on seeing this girl again... You won't even feel like fucking her most likely, and if you do then go to the washroom and :wackit: again... DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE... I don't want to see a thread in here in a month that says, "i cheated on my wife and now she wants a divorce, what do i do?". Put a :lockd: on that shit man!
     
  9. Kinks

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    Don't cheat.
     
  10. ebbnflo

    ebbnflo REAL- LAOT Hermit

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    Are you really? If so, why are you even entertaining the idea?
    I am feeling a little bad for your wife right now.
    So can you guess what my advice would be?
    :)
     
  11. Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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    :werd: That's fucked up...don't cheat on your wife.
     
  12. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    thanks for the good advice people :bowdown:
     
  13. johnny

    johnny shit, baby

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    Man, I didn't mean to drop it out to her like that...what a slip on my part :hs:
     
  14. ebbnflo

    ebbnflo REAL- LAOT Hermit

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    I am just thinking it would have been a good idea for you to say something like " I didn't mean it like THAT." right from the start. But nothing you can do about what's already been done. I just hope for your sake and your wive's sake, you don't continue the path you seem to be on.
     
  15. Solus Emsu

    Solus Emsu ****** U N R A T E D ! ****** -----THAT'S HOW I RO

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    When you were just flirting, that was cool.
    It is expected to flirt when you are married. If you are a husband or wife.
    It helps you know that you are still attractive, to help you know you still got it. Spouses are usually always going to be attracted to you (well, if they are a good spouse they will at least tell you they are). But flirting with others really is a good reminder and a self-esteem booster.

    In your case, you took it one or two steps too far. However, no serious harm done this time. Just learn from it and know where to draw the line from now on.
     
  16. Bruticus

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    I've done those slips too a few times, shit just comes out of your mouth and you think why did I say that? But when you get a flattering reply like he did most people won't say oops I didn't mean it like that. They'll just take the compliment and flirt some more.

    That said, don't cheat on your wife. Flirting is one thing, taking it further is :nono:
     
  17. alex__

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    :ugh2:

    sif u needed ppl to tell you that cheating on your wife was wrong...
     
  18. Improvolone

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    Agreed for the most part, but I don't know if it was step or two over the line.
    It's close, don't push it, or else guilt will fucking eat you up.
     
  19. cobramadness

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    How hot is she? :p
     
  20. johnny

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    :rofl:

    pretty hot
     
  21. johnny

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    I'm grateful for their good love, you penis face :slap:
     
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    hit itup
     

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