GUN Crossing the Canukian border

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  1. JaimeZX

    JaimeZX Formerly of :Sep 2001: fame - Also: Sprout Crew OT Supporter

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    ...was funny this past Sunday. Too much funniness.

    Guard: Where do you two live?

    Me: Texas
    My wife (simultaniously): Arizona.

    Pause.

    Me: You do not live in Arizona. We live in Texas.

    Guard: :hsugh:

    Wife: I live in Arizona right now.

    Me: My mom had surgery a few weeks ago and my wife is in Arizona taking care of her.

    Guard: :hsugh: How long are you staying in Canada?

    Wife: 10 days.

    Guard: Do you carry any weapons?

    Me: :hsugh: Not right now...

    Guard: What do you carry?

    Me: 1911 or Hi-Power; my wife has an XD.

    Guard: You have a concealed permit or something?

    Me: Yah.

    Wife: I'm still waiting for mine to come in the mail. I dunno why the hell it's taking so long.

    Guard: What do you do?

    Me: (Wearing a USAF shirt) I'm in the Air Force.

    Guard: Oh.

    Wife: Do you guys have something like a CHL up here in Canada?

    Guard: :hsugh: No, definately not.

    Me: Maybe some day you guys will get it together. :big grin:

    Guard: No, that's not how we roll.
     
  2. Dumbstixlars

    Dumbstixlars Ron Paul/AR-15/Glock/old car/Scooby/R/C croo OT Supporter

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    Poor Canadian bastards.
     
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    Styk Active Member

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    I went into Canada to pick up my puppy last year and the guard grilled me.. Wanted the address of where i was going and was asking me how to get there. I think the fact that i was by myself and only going to be there for one day made him suspicious.. But coming back across was no problem, guy bullshitted with me for a minute or two, checked the trunk and let me on my way. Didnt even charge me a duty tax for the dog.
     
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    I hate crossing the border. I always seem to get the rookie or the guy that needs to do the very best job that he can. Takes forever and asks stupid questions.

    I did it this year and left my passport at home and had to BS my way across both ways. I got scolded coming back across by the American chick and was put on a "list" which would not allow me over again without a passport. :big grin:

    When they ask if I'm carrying weapons I always say yes and pull out the little Swiss Army knife on my keychain. :big grin:
     
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    "thats not how we roll"

    should have said, "its reassuring to know you hate freedom" while doing a fucking burnout all over his feet and screaming the national anthem
     
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    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    We do have CHL, but not for us plebeians.
     

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