creatine = small wang ??

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  1. Grizz

    Grizz oh, fuck, sure ..

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    so my cousin is online flipping out about how his cock has shrunk since he's started taking creatine, asking me to buy him enlargement pills because he's got "expectations to live up to" with girls at school :rolleyes:

    so can anyone fill me in on the effects of creatine ??
     
  2. Socrates

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    This is a question for Fitness and Nutrition. They'll be able to answer it right away.

    I can already tell you that no, it won't shrink, but I can't explain why that is.

    If anything, his muscles and body are probably just getting bigger but his cock is staying the same size. Makes it look smaller.
     
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    Creatine, if i understand it correctly, doesn't do anything more than make your body hold water, causing your muscles to look larger... no wierd side effects or anything.... not sure though, I may be very wrong.
     
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    he just has more fat around the base of his penis
     
  5. Bruticus

    Bruticus half dead OT Supporter

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    No it doesnt.
     
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  7. Ryno

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    haha no, creatine does not cause that to happen. Creatine helps your muscles retain water, causing you to be able to work out longer and harder, which makes your muscles grow. It also aids in turning ADP, a spent phospahte that causes your muscles to feel the "burning" sensation back into ATP, phosphate fuel for your muscles.
     
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    :rofl: hes prolly trying to make it sound like hes a hardcore "juicer".
     
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    Just like enlargement pills don't make your cock bigger, it's ultra unlikely that creatine makes it smaller. :hsughr:
     
  10. Dragknee66

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    jesus.
    Creatine is used for retaining water in muscles.
     
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    what the :rofl:
     
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    maybe he was small all along and just realized it
     
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    your cousin is a fucking moron
     
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    i'm thinking his "cousin" if you know what i mean
     
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    Hahahaha

    Creatine may cause dehydration which later on may lead to kidney failure, but I highly doubt that it'll decrease the size of one's penis.
     
  19. deznutz

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    No.
     
  20. Injected1

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    Anabolic steroids don't make your pen0r shrink either. Nuts however are a different story..
     
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    FYI, if you (or your "cousin") aren't getting enough water (which you need a lot more of when taking creatine), this chronic dehydration could be the reason your penis has shriveled. See "coke dick".
     
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